I'd like to meet:

Well, what do you do? "You pray. Yeah, I pray, too, you know what I mean? I mean, I believed that she was a virgin. It hurts to be lied to like that. It's a horrible feeling to feel that way. But I, you know, was looking to take advantage of something, too. So could I really feel that bad? It's not like I was who I was. You know what I'm saying? So, fair play right? And let's be honest with each other here, okay? Let's put all the cards on the table. She's fit for a straitjacket. This broad's fucked three ways towards the weekend. And you wanna know what? I dig it! It turns me on! Yeah! It turns me on! Because you wanna know what the kicker is, Father? Maybe I'm a little fucking crazy! That's right! Maybe Jeremy's a little nuts. Maybe there's something about me that I'm a little cuckoo. I know it's a surprise. I know it's not on the surface. I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid. His name was Shilo! We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shilo'd always let me win! And that ain't normal! There's something odd in that, but maybe that's what it takes to make you feel like you're connected with somebody. I don't know! But I know when that redhead starts getting kooky that something about me feels alive inside!"

"True Friendship"
-When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
-When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
-When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
-When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
-When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
-When you are confused -- I will use little words.
-When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
-When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
Remember, A good friend will help you move!
A REALLY good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

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Music:

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House, techno, rock. Hip-hop, break beats, country. Disco, blues, jazz. R&B, metal, and all sorts of other randomness. I LOVE MUSIC.

I made this music playlist at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

I love to laugh. I love comedies. I love suspense. I love horror. I love drama (only in the movies please). I love movies.

Television:

The Simpsons of course, Family Guy, Lost, Gameshows, ER, Seinfeld....

Books:

I enjoy books about non-conformity such as "The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand, and believe it or not Forrest Gump. I highly suggest reading Forrest Gump. You've seen the movie, but the book is nothing like it. Steven King, mystery novels, and of course The Cat and the Hat and Green Eggs and Ham!

Heroes:

My parents are definitely two of my heroes because they have been married for over thirty years, and it has taught me a level of commitment (I'm still working on it) that is unparalled. Also, my high school english teacher from Platte Canyon High School, Dave Brown, who taught me to be intelligent and creative in everything I do and every aspect of life.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe G.
Birthday: July 16, 1980
Birthplace: Pine Bluff, AR
Current Location: Denver, CO
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: six foot four inches tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed, yet I hold my fork with my left usually.
Your Heritage: I think my name is welsh?
The Shoes You Wore Today: My high life Jamaica kicks with the secret stash pockets.
Your Weakness: My heart is too big.
Your Fears: Spiders, growing old alone.
Your Perfect Pizza: There is no perfect pizza. All pizza is GREAT!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Just one? I have to go with starting my career and being successful of sorts by this time next year. I'm on my way.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use instant messengers.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wow. I am so glad I went to bed last night.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, hair
Your Bedtime: Whenever I can't stay awake anymore.
Your Most Missed Memory: All the ones that got away. I could be talking about fish y'know.
Pepsi or Coke: neither. I like clear sodas and juice.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: I hadn't smoked for three months until this weekend. It was a bad weekend.
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: All the time.
Do you Shower Daily: Pretty much.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I went to college for three and a half years.
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Do you belive in yourself: Yes. More and more each day.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I did once. I went on a 60 hour ocean fishing trip and spent the 1st 12 hours puking.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: no.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, I believe I do.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes. The sky turns green in texas during them. It's pretty cool.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not this month. maybe in october/november
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but I would love to entertain some people.
In the past month have you been Dumped: in a way.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes.
Ever been Drunk: hmmmm.....let me think.
Ever been called a Tease: yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: yeah. it was rough.
Ever Shoplifted: yeah.
How do you want to Die: happy.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy.
What country would you most like to Visit: pangea.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 foot 5 to foot 10
Weight: not too skinny not too fat.
Best Clothing Style: I like stylish women. I like girls who can wear anything well.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I like to try new things....
Number of CDs I own: a lot less than I should since so many have been stolen, but I still have quite a few.
Number of Piercings: none now. I use to have my lip and eyebrow pierced.
Number of Tattoos: There is nothing I want on my body forever except maybe a beautiful girl.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not always knowing that saying what you feel regardless of the outcome is always the best way to go. I do know that now though. =-)
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Remy LeBeau
A child at heart. You are the kid amongst your friends and family. You sometimes have a difficulty in seeing real picture and being mature. You are outgoing and fun but you are also described as being flaky, be careful of this, you may lose friends.
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