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The Minimal Dave

Oh yeah i can get down to 80's music wanna see?

About Me

My name is Dave im just a funny guy looking for some good times. I like to dance, listen to music, make people laugh, make people smile, and party. I currently just moved to Downtown Denver and am enjoying the downtown life. I work downtown and party downtown so it just makes everything so much better. Im not exactly a native of colorado but i have spent a lot of my life here. I lived a decent amont of my life in Texas so i have those little words i say like "fixin"..haha I love techno and i love the yankees i would say both of them are my 2 biggest loves. I like to smoke the greens and relax in the evening and on the weekends. Im a very sick twisted individual but only out of good fun. Im not the type of sicko that you would see eating a dead animal or something like that i just have a sick twisted mind. One day i will be a techno dj even if im just playin for friends and not the massives im not out to be a big international DJ. Im currently single and am kinda enjoying it due to my recent move to downtown, but would love to find a woman close to home. Well if you wanna know more message me or add me as a friend... I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Baseball, Playing records, Techno Music, sex, humping things, smokin the greenery but only the good stuff ;), Watchin sports, Im a big Avalanche and Bronco fan, im also a big Univ. Texas fan all sports pretty much but really only big on basketball and football, making people laugh, and drinking

I'd like to meet:

A smart attractive woman not a girl a woman who knows what she wants and where she is going in her life. Someone whos ready for a relationship. Im gettin old i know im only 26 but i had goals in my life by this age and they are no where near accomplished. Im ready to settle down but no that doesnt mean im goin to want to settle down with the next girl i meet im not that desperate and lonely. Someone who will laugh just about every time i open my mouth because im that goofy of a person :) Of course i need someone who can heckle skinamax porn with me because that shit is piss poor thats why i call it P3 "Piss Poor Porn". I trademarked that shit to so dont steal my idea people. Sound interesting to you? Yeah it does doesnt it thats what i thought so hit me up ladies, and i mean that i dont want a girl i want a lady :)

Music:

Techno hard dark stuff. Marco Carola, Marco Bailey, Andrei Morant, Adam Jay, Dj Preach, Woody McBride, D.A.V.E the Drummer, Christian Smith, Adam Beyer, Henry Chow, John Selway, Takaaki Itoh, Tim Xavier, Gena, Mario Raniri, Frankie Bones, Green Velvet, Gaetano Parisio, Chris Liebing, Dylan Drazen, Greg Gow..I also love jungle/dnb like Bailey, Andy C, Marly Marl, Marky, XRS, Stamina MC, High Contrast. I also get into Metal/Alternative stuff like Slayer, Sepultura, Fear Factory, Slipknot, System of a Down, NIN, Rob Zombie, Beastie Boys, Deftones, Alice n chains, Nirvana, old korn. Im pretty open on most music i listen to except Rap i can handle hip hop and old hip hop i just cant stand a lot of the rap these days.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Kung Pow Fist of Fury, Riki Oh, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, All Chris Farley movies, Anything with Will Ferrell in it hes like a god to me, Half Baked...I love comedies obviously I could go on and on for days with movies i love

Television:

South Park, Aqua Teen, Sealab, Family Guy, Chappelles show, Reno 911, baseball (Yankees!!), SportsCenter, Entourage, Six Feet Under, Weeds, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, Simpsons, Adult Swim. I watch a lot of sports

Heroes:

Will Ferrell

My Blog

Worlds Creepiest Cousin

So i came back to Texas this year to visit my father on Thanksgiving. Well this year my fathers family his triplet Brother and Sister came to visit also. Well my uncle and his family are here who have...
Posted by HD Dave powered by DLP on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

Finally went to Yankee Stadium...

And it was fucking awesome!!You can see more pics of the trip from here..Pictures!Will probably post a full blog about my trip later this week from work or something....
Posted by HD Dave powered by DLP on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:25:00 PST

Ugh..

Why do I let myself get caught up in stupid bullshit? Seriously I am always letting stupid things get to me and upset me. I am always falling for the girl that I will never have and I always get all d...
Posted by HD Dave powered by DLP on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 06:23:00 PST

Alright im a popular bitch!

YES!! Hit 10,000 views today!Alright thanks guys I couldnt have done it withot you.Now which one of you constantly looks at my profile to get it that high?That or I know some chic is out there spying ...
Posted by HD Dave powered by DLP on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 06:06:00 PST

Why must people be such fucking pricks?

So today when i went to go to pepboys to get my tire check out because its been slowing going low. Anyways im walking out of pepboys thinking about walking home because its just down the street. I sta...
Posted by HD Dave powered by DLP on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST

Picture memories of Ren..

Well i was going to just edit my R.I.P Ren blog but myspace is such a pain in the ass right now but anyways. I was sitting around bored tonite and decided to go thru some of my pics of me and my litt...
Posted by HD Dave powered by DLP on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:21:00 PST

R.I.P Pancho

My little Pancho how i will miss you. You may have barked at all my friends and sometimes really pissed me off, but deep down i loved you as much as i loved everyone else in the family. You will be mi...
Posted by HD Dave powered by DLP on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:59:00 PST

OMG!!! IM SO EXCITIED!! I CANT CONTAIN MYSELF!!

Oh man so last nite i couldnt go to sleep i laid in my bed tossing and turning all nite. I couldnt stop thinkin about WMC this year and then the fact that right after i get back from WMC my good frien...
Posted by HD Dave powered by DLP on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:13:00 PST

FUCK YEAH BONUSES RULE!!!

Fuck yeah just found out what my bonus and raise were goin to be for this yaer and im getting a sick bonus that will be deposited into my account on Tuesday the 28th of this month. YES!! That means i ...
Posted by HD Dave powered by DLP on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:57:00 PST

Dickholes

Best Word EVER!! EVER!! Ok thats all
Posted by HD Dave powered by DLP on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:37:00 PST