I love Spanish football, namely F.C. Barcelona (I'd like to point out that I started supporting them when they hadn't won a trophy for 6 seasons after I visited the Nou Camp for the first time. This means I am not a glory supporter!).
This is Ronaldinho. He is fucking god. If you don't like him then fuck you! You are obviously a bitter Chelsea or Arsenal fan. Or you have only seen him play during the world cup when he was hilariously out of position. He is utter genius.
I enjoy travelling and have been to many places, my favourites being Barcelona, New York City, Mote Carlo and Rome, although anywhere nice and hot does me - "I bum drought!". I also love London. I really relish it and if you ever want to go to London I will go with you.
Please relish this video taken by The Lumpy One (James). It is shit quality but it still manages to capture just how immense sitting 4 rows from the front in a packed Nou Camp is. I am partly responsible for the screaming.
Ronaldinho penalty.
I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet everyone mentioned on my profile. And maybe I'd like to meet you...
I'd love to meet Uma Thurman. I think shes the most beautiful woman in the world. If you ever wish to date me it is imperitive that you can match her in every way (Looks, money, fame, age, swordplay etc). So you are not intimidated too much here is a bad picture.
I also find Mischa Barton extremely attractive. For obvious reasons.
At this point I feel it's important to point out I'm not completely shallow. Looks are important but who wants to go out with someone hot if they have no personality?
I would now like to take this time to state - this man is my hero.
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Music:
LED ZEPPELIN. Guns N Roses. KISS. Iron Maiden. Van Halen. Def Leppard. The Police.
There is Adrian Smith of Iron Maiden. He is a guitar god, and his guitar solos always cause me to play air guitar if a real one is not at hand.
Speeking of guitar gods;
This is the beast. Slash. He is so fucking awesome he makes drugs look cool. Eddie Van Halen pic coming soon...
Unfortunately for my masculinity I also like both the queen and king of pop, Madonna and Michael Jackson.
This is due to the fact that unlike most pop stars they are both talented and amazing.
Here is proof that Madonna is also hotter than many people think. I love this video. It is how I discovered her. I was just sitting there innocently watching TV when "Madonna video exclusive" came on. I thought to myself "This should be funny". 4 minutes later I was almost speechless. 4 weeks later I owned several CDs and a DVD. Much to the dismay of all my friends.
When I am in the rare mood to listen to less dated artists I listen to RHCP, Kid Rock, Pearl Jam, sometimes even Outkast and Norah Jones. Yeah...
Movies:
KILL BILL. I love that film. I usually dislike gorey stuff but that is a definate exception. The Matrix, Star Wars, James Bond, Layer Cake, Terminator 2, Dodgeball, Almost Famous, Pirates of the Caribbean.
Television:
I'm not a big telly watcher. Another thing that is unfortunate for my masculinity is I do like Desperate Housewives and the OC (however, I may not watch it anymore... Marissa...♥ ). Top Gear and Match of the Day!!! Grunt. That makes it all ok again. F.R.I.E.N.D.S... Also, in the summer nothing is more fun than watching countless episodes of thunderbirds...
Books:
The world according to Clarkson.
Heroes:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, IGOR!! He should be everyones hero! Ronaldinho.
I also love Andy Roddick. I don't care how technicly good Federer is - he is a dud.
Here is Roddick bumming life. I have that racket, even though I only play tennis once or twice a year it had to be purchased.
