Disclaimer: Taking this profile seriously may have adverse effects on your mental health. About me? Im at salford university studying physics. I play drums and piano. I'm also skint and in need of a job like any good student bum. If i take the time to wind you up a lot, its usually a sign of affection. Also enjoy kickboxing and playing poker whenever i get the chance.
End. Useless information about me: warning: may contain slightly big headed claims, for which i have absolutely no evidence, other than my own awesomeness. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Koss
Birthday: 14/4/88
Birthplace: Northampton. Damnit.
Current Location: Salford/Northampton
Eye Color: blue/grey
Hair Color: fair
Height: 5'9 and a bit.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Descended from the lovechild of hercules and chuck norris.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black loafers...what else?
Your Weakness: Bastard A9 suited beating my big slick.
Your Fears: Duran. That man truly terrifies me.
Your Perfect Pizza: Mighty meaty.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Escape the UK for a bit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "hah", "lol" or "shut up rob"
Thoughts First Waking Up: i hate this uni hall bed
Your Best Physical Feature: my hands. Wouldnt get far without them
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel the need
Your Most Missed Memory: Chilling back in the shire over summers with the old school gang
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Though getting a taste for casino pepsi...which strangely doesnt taste like normal pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Nandos chicken
Single or Group Dates: single tbh, get a chance to cuddle =]
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: A nice strong coffee.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: If im making it myself, coffee.
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: too often
Do you Sing: only to metallica
Do you Shower Daily: does anyone not shower daily?
Have you Been in Love: i think so
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: Not yet
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. Im fairly certain of my own existence.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. Rollercoasters for the win
Do you think you are Attractive: if i made an effort
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: who doesnt?
Do you play an Instrument: drums and piano properly, can rattle off a few things on various others.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, but no longer due to some internal bleeding
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: If by mall you mean the more sensibly named shopping centre, yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: no :(
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, streaked not so long ago outside the SU. God damn haha
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yarp
Ever been called a Tease: jokingly...
Ever been Beaten up: Not for a very long time
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: in an awesomely awesome explosive ball of awesomeness in which i end up in a beautiful womans arms and say something cool yet cheesy.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: younger
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them, i'll tell you which ones were shit when im done. In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: im partial to darker hair, but i really dont care
Short or Long Hair: depends on the person
Height: shorter than me would be preferable but again, dont care
Weight: average/healthy looking
Best Clothing Style: something original, relaxed and not a tracksuit
Number of Drugs I have taken: none, call me boring
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
These comedy legends:
Uma Thurman, any of metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, The Devilfish, phil hellmuth, johnny chan and all the other greats. Quentin Tarantino would probably be someone i could have an interesting conversation with hah.