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AGENT 79

I DON'T WANT TO PRAY TO THE SHOULDA,COULDA,WOULDA BUDDHA.

About Me

"I'M A DIEHARDER LIKE MY MAN BRUCE WILLIS"
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My Interests

LAUGHING, EATING, SLEEPING, DANCING, DRINKING, SMOKING........ THE BASICS DONE WELL AND DECADENTLY!!!.......SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN FOR HOURS AND PRETENDING TO BE A MERMAID. EXPLORING NEW CITIES ALONE, SOMETIMES WITH FRIENDS.......PHOTOGRAPHY(ONLY WHEN INSPIRED)...DRAWING, PAINTING & ANYTHING CREATIVE....FIXING SHIT, PULLING THINGS APART AND THE USE OF TOOLS(INSERT JOKE HERE)......GARDENING(AN EXCUSE TO PLAY WITH DIRT) AND COOKING FOR LOVED ONES OR PROSPECTIVE LOVED ONES.....BRINGING MEAN, MALICIOUS AND NASTY PEOPLE DOWN A PEG OR TWO....TALKING ECONOMICS,POLITICS, SYMANTICS OF THE WORLD MACHINE....OHHH AND PRETENDING TO BE A TOURIST .....GOING TO LIVE SHOWS...WHEN I HAD GOOD KNEES, PLAYING BAKETBALL/NETBALL.....SELF EDUCATING.... LISTENING AND LEARNING FROM GOOD STORYTELLERS/ORAL HISTORY.....FANTASY CRUSHES

I'd like to meet:

WHOMEVER, AS LONG AS THEY OWN WHO THEY ARE.

Music:

JEFF BUCKLEY, SADE, RZA, DOLLY PARTON, BEASTIE BOYS, FLEETWOOD MAC, GANGSTARR, SAM COOKE, CATPOWER, THE ALKAHOLIKS, A TRIBE CALLED QUEST, MARVIN GAYE, STEREOLAB, COCTEAU TWINS, THE CURE,AC/DC, SCREAMFEEDER, DJ DEXTER, COLD CRUSH BROTHERS, MADONNA, XAVIER NAIDOO, ETTA JAMES, QUEEN, NIRVANA, AUGIE MARCH, THE PHARCYDE, THE RESIN DOGS, ERYKAH BADU, BOYS II MEN, THE SMITHS, IAN BROWN, SINEAD O'CONNOR, MORCHEEBA, BJORK, PJ HARVEY, KING MISSILE,NOT FROM THERE, FUNKY FOUR +ONE, THE SUGARCUBES,PARLIMENT, DEVO, ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN, SONIC YOUTH, THE PIXIES, SALT N' PEPA AND MUCH MORE

Movies:

WILDSTYLE, WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY,OLIVIER OLVIER, THE GODFATHER, DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTERS DEAD,SERPICO, FARINELLI, TRUST, FRANCES, MERMAIDS, WAYNES WORLD, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, (THREE COLOURS) BLUE, BIRD, GHOSTDOG THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI, THE PROFESSIONAL, MURIEL'S WEDDING, DOT AND THE KANGAROO, IMAGINARY HEREOS, THE CUBE, KILL BILL 1 AND 2, PULP FICTION

Television:

JUDGE MATHIS,SEINFELD, CONAN, MONKEY MAGIC, GET SMART, BECKER, BATMAN, OPRAH, RAGE (IN AUSTRALIA), OLD ER, BEWITCHED, SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO, THE SIMPSONS,KIDS IN THE HALL, KATH AND KIM, AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, THE BRIDGE(CHANNEL 25), ALIAS, HOUSE, BECKER, SEX AND THE CITY, LAND OF THE GIANTS AND GET SMART

Books:

NON FICTION.... PARTICULARLY ART HISTORY, PHOTOGRAPHY OR BIOGRAPHIES.

Heroes:

MY MUM AND DAD! PAUL KEATING....THE BEST AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER IN MY LIFETIME! NEIL HAMBURGER...... THE PUSHER OF BOUNDRIES A TRUE REVOLUTIONARY. JEFF BUCKLEY....A TRUE THEIF.... STOLE MY HEART, EARS, BREATH, WITHOUT LAYING A HAND ON ME.

My Blog

JAMES BROWN FUNERAL PROCESSION

I JUST WALKED BACK FROM LENOX AND THE MAN IS BEING REMEMBERED AS HE SHOULD.......THE GODFATHER OF SOUL, THE GODFATHER OF MODERN MUSIC.GOLD COFFIN, SHINING....... HUNDREDS OF MARCHERS, LAUGHING, SINGIN...
Posted by AGENT 79 on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST

MAGIC BULLET INFOMERCIALS

I PLEAD WITH ALL OF YOU WHO LAY EYES ON THESE WORDS, CHECK OUT THE MAGIC BULLET INFOMERCIAL ON FOX 5 @ AROUND 3 AM ON SUN MORNINGS. IT COULD AIR AT OTHER TIMES SO MAY LUCK BE ON YOUR SIDE TO CATCH TH...
Posted by AGENT 79 on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

COOKING IN THE HOOD

WATCHING RACHAEL RAY THIS MORNING HAS GOT MY JUICES FLOWING WITH AN IDEA. WELL IT HAS BEEN A THOUGHT THAT HAS BEEN SIMMERING IN MY BRAIN FOR A WHILE. BEING WITH TIGHT IF NOT NON EXISTANT BUDGET OF LAT...
Posted by AGENT 79 on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST

FOOD FANTASIES

I CAN'T SHAKE MY FOOD FANTASIES. BACON, GOAT'S CHEESE, CHOCOLATE COVERED DONUTS, FRESH MANGOES, PEPPORONI PIZZA, PUMPKIN FILLED RAVIOLI W/BUTTER, PINE NUTS AND CUMIN, CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE FONDUE, BUFF...
Posted by AGENT 79 on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

STEVE "CROC HUNTER" IRWIN

AS I AM WOKEN UP YET AGAIN BY MY SNAKE HELPING HIMSELF TO A STROLL AROUND MY STUDIO, I REMEMBER STEVE IRWIN. MY CONFIDENCE WAS SHOT WITH SIERRA AFTER A PARTICULAR LITTLE INCIDENT WHICH INVOLVED BLOOD ...
Posted by AGENT 79 on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST

TA TA LIBRARY....HELLO PORN

OFFICIALLY THE SHACKLES OF THE LIBRARY HAVE BEEN SHATTERED AS OF LAST NIGHT. YES I'M TALKING OF THE FREE WI FI THAT HAD ME RETURNING TO THAT FREAK TEMPLE EVERYDAY LIKE IT WAS CRACK! FUNNILY ENOUGH THE...
Posted by AGENT 79 on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:31:00 PST

CONEY ISLAND... TIPS FOR PERVS AND RADIOS

WHEN DID THE BEACH FILL UP WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO CHEAP TO BE STRIP CLUB PATRONS?HEY, I'M ALL FOR NUDITY/BIKINI'S ON THE BEACH IF THAT'S WHAT YOU DESIRE, I AM OF COURSE AUSTRALIAN AND IT'S A REGULAR ...
Posted by AGENT 79 on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

EXPRESS LINE KARMA FOR MY SHOPPING CART WOES

MY HEART IS FILLED WITH GOODNESS AND HAS BEEN REWARDED WITH A NEW SHOPPING CART...... AND THERE WAS NO PROSTITUION INVOLVED OR PHYSICAL BEAT DOWNS. SOMETIMES KARMA IS SLOW AND RELATIVELY UNNOTICED BUT...
Posted by AGENT 79 on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:47:00 PST