jackie

when i moved my plants had their own moving day. i work in a building between shea stadium and the u.s. tennis center. i've been on every continent except antarctica. i have about eight feet of records. i spent almost two paychecks on a bed. i have two passports and two degrees. sometimes i don't go to manhattan for weeks. i have a massive weakness for cadbury's chocolates, and for anything blackcurrant. i have at least five different currencies in my desk drawer. there's a fruit stand nearby called young fruit and i think that's hysterical. i've been drawing on matchbooks lately. i've had the same stereo since grade ten. i used to have an english accent. i think math figures and diagrams should be beautiful. i'm crippled without internet access. i can be quite loud. my mom adopted one of my best friends from high school and soon she will adopt another. i've found the last missing state quarter for a coworkers coin collection books twice now. i have a roof garden. i love mangos but specifically the non-stringy kinds from asia. i will always go see your band play, unless i'm too durnk or otherwise incapacitated. i have a wife in berkeley who just became a doctor. i'll help you beat back the brambles on your land with a machete. i've had a leech in my eye. i will always root for england. and i communicate sometimes through a wooden bear.