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Sma!

Our hearts didn't come together but I saw the two collide

About Me


*Bands, don't bother adding me. If you are not a band and you want to add me as a friend, send me a goddamn message, k thnx.*
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature..-Tom Robbins

DESIDERATA

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

My Interests

Psychology, human nature, politics, ART, getting married, reading, knitting, painting, drawing nude women, doing naked women, doing cartwheels, Angelina Jolie, music music music, hangin' out with Marlowe and Eliot, riding bikes with no hands at night with friends, cooking, putting seeds in the ground, wishing apon shooting stars, running around naked, swimming at Wreck, Katie Sketch, sociology, picking saskatoons, rafting in the mighty Bow, stealing your flowers, and giggling endlessly...

I'd like to meet:


Melancholy optimists, and hopeful cynics.

Music:

I'm madly in love with Feist, but I also really like my bloody valentine, air, the organ, massive attack, yann tierson, joy division, andrew bird, kings of leon, cat power, france gall, broken social scene, stars, belle and sebastian, holly golightly, billie holiday, edith piaf, mirah, pink floyd, TOOL, hayden, julie dorion, sarah harmer, neil young, pavement, beth orton, ben kweller, aracade fire, the postal service, bjork, led zepplin, sia, kronos quartet, the sundays, beethoven, radiohead, black sabbath, liam lynch, iron and wine, the dears, modest mouse, the shins, nirvana, smashing pumpkins, matthew good, lamb, blind melon, the cure, peaches, yeah yeah yeahs, gorillaz... lol, steve conte, elliot smith, spoon, blondie, did i mention David Bowie? i have a hundred more but cannot think of them right now.

Movies:

Television:

The L word, HOUSE!, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Law and Order (old school), Late Show w/ David Letterman, The Office, Seinfeld, Ellen, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report!

Books:

Anything by the Talent Family, Sylvia Plath, Anthony Burgess, Hunter S. Thompson, Leo Tolstoy, T.S Eliot, Christopher Moore, Nikolai Gogol, Tom Robbins, Malcolm Gladwell, Noam Chomsky, Hugh Laurie, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Dr. Seuss, Truman Capote, Kurt Vonnegut, Milan Kundera, Goethe, Herman Hesse, Sappho, Vladimir Nabokov, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Louisa May Alcott, William S. Burroughs, Alice Sebold, Jeffrey Eugenides, Joseph Heller, Emily Dickinson, Simone de Beauvoir, Anaïs Nin, Virginia Woolfe, Ken Kesey, Carson McCullers, Chuck Palahniuk, J. D. Salinger, Oscar Wilde, Marcel Proust, Douglas Coupland, Harper Lee, Edward Gorey, George Orwell, Bret Easton Ellis, Aldous Huxley, & Lord Byron. Most resently, Brad Listi! ps- This book is delectable... buy it!

Heroes:

Tom Robbins, your Mother, Sylvia Plath, Anne Sexton, Christopher Moore, Timothy Findley, Betty Page, Kurt Cobain, Janet Gaynor, Debbie Harry, Truman Capote, Billie Holiday, T.S Eliot, Magnus Hirschfeld, Angelina Jolie, David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Jack Kerouac, Oscar Wilde, Alfred Kinsey, Leonardo da Vinci, Sook-Yin Lee, Gus Van Sant, Annie Leibowitz, Christopher Marlowe, Alice B. Toklas, Margaret Mead, Neil Young, Greta Garbo, Ellen, Portia de Rossi, Ani Difranco, the Marquis de Sade, Bingo Pyjama, Gertrude Stein, Virginia Woolfe, Sappho, Mia Kirshner, Jane Addams, Emily Dickinson, Vita Sackville-West, Marlene Dietrich, Frida Kahlo, Alan Ball, Simone de Beauvoir, William S. Burroughs, Gia Carangi, Ziggy Stardust, Keith Olbermann...

My Blog

Rude Mel, the American provocateur...

I'm definitely a person that cannot stand by and watch a person being harassed needlessly.It especially annoys me when the person doesn't think before speaking.I tend to get confrontational. I open my...
Posted by Sma! on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST

From Alan's blog, "How we strike and Why"

Just to get the real story out about the CN strike, I am posting Alan's blog for more people to read.... As some of you know, Alan works for CN Rail. He is currently on (a legal) strike, protesting fo...
Posted by Sma! on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:22:00 PST

C'mon Queen Mab, this girl has places to go and people to kick....

So I was thinking... and thinking some more.... Thinking too much about thinking and about what I r eally should be thinking about tomorrow.It would be nice to have an off switch. For both my mind and ...
Posted by Sma! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:40:00 PST

This is what my name means...

There are 15 letters in your name.Those 15 letters total to 56There are 5 vowels and 10 consonants in your name. What your first name means:Hebrew, Female- Listen; name of God.Aramaic, Female- Listene...
Posted by Sma! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

Thank goodness it's Friday Quote of the Day! Here because I don't think the bulletin work'd

"For each new morning with its light,For rest and shelter of the night,For health and food, for love and friends,For everything Thy goodness sends."~Ralph Waldo Emerson...
Posted by Sma! on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:29:00 PST

Tuesday Quote of the Day- Here since bulletins are fuck'd up...

"Mediocre minds usually dismiss anything which reaches beyond their own understanding."- François Duc de La Rochefoucauldps- Click the pic!...
Posted by Sma! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:35:00 PST

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I fucking, FUCKING hate you MOTHERFUCKING insurance claims WHORE.you have no soul. and repeating the SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER is not going to make it any clearer if I already understand it. Wh...
Posted by Sma! on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST

Quote of the Day returns after a 1 year hiatus!

Brace yourself, Quote of the Day is making a super comeback!If you are not familiar with Quote of the Day, I assure you it is a most interesting story indeed. It may have something to do with:a) Zopic...
Posted by Sma! on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:29:00 PST

Condoleeza and I were seperated at birth!

HILARIOUS! Condoleeza Rice! ...
Posted by Sma! on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST

Budo's Hardcore Romance Survey.......

(This is a survey for all the tough guys and girls who know how to give tough love. I made the survey up and if you don't fill it out you are obviously softcore. I am gonna fill it out first. -Budo) ...
Posted by Sma! on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:17:00 PST