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Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me.

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About Me

Yeah, this page is a work in progress. Just like me, heh. OH, I AM SO PROFOUND!
Jessi's the name, bio-ing-- biograph-- biographin-- ... ... Writing's my game. That's right! I'm one of them newfangled writers! And I'm a Gold rush-era prospector! I also love cheese. CHEESE!
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If you haven't noticed, I'm kind of weird. And crazy. I am just SO much fun at parties, heh. I love to read and write and I think A LOT. Sometimes too much. I love theatre, although it's been a while since I've participated in any shows . I love comedy and I secretly wish to be a comedy writer. Crap. I guess its no longer a secret. I FEEL NAKED!
I am a Dorky McDorkerton to the MAX. I'm complicated. I'm complex. I'm idealistic and I'm realistic--at the same time. That's the thing about me: I'm never just one thing at one time--I'm that one thing and its polar opposite. I'm eclectic. I'm sarcastic. I'm... kinda hungry for some cereal right now. Oh, yeah. I'm obsessed with cereal. Cereal = Greatest. food. ever.
"Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything. Creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild."
--Veronica Mars
Screw Flanders.

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My Interests

Reading

  • Writing
  • Acting
  • Singing
  • Dancing
  • Drawing
  • Scrapbooking (shut up :-P)
  • Creating
  • Crafts
  • Mis Amigos
  • Watching Le TeeVee
  • Movies
  • Music
  • Being Boring
  • Having FUN!
  • LiveJournal
  • Eating cereal
  • Learning
  • Watching musicals
  • Saying the word "Crack" (What?! It's funny! :-P)
  • Being Weird
  • Being repetative
  • Being repetative
  • Taking Pic-Chas!
  • Getting mail
  • Daydreaming
  • Pretend movie-fighting with my brother
  • Quoting random bad lines from movie trailers
  • Kids. They are hilarious. =)
  • Truth
  • NF (Idealist) personality type
  • Feminism
  • Sociology
  • Literature
  • Children's Lit
  • Improv
  • Walking around, listening to music
  • Being sarcastic
  • Asthma and Allegies (I have them in SPADES)
  • Being kinda crazy
  • Eating Babies
  • Growing
  • Etc.

    • I'd like to meet:

    Mr. T. and Kermit the Frog. Preferably at the same time.
    Also, OH TOM, THAT SOUNDS REALLY BITCHIN'!

    Music:

    I like a ton of stuff. Want to know what? Just ask. :-P For a taste:Zero 7 (and all Zero 7-related artists)

  • Morcheeba (and SKYE)
  • IVY
  • Colin Hay
  • Martina Topley-Bird
  • The Dandy Warhols
  • Stevie Wonder
  • Travis
  • Nick Drake
  • Jill Scott
  • Moby
  • OutKast
  • Sam Cooke
  • Musical Theatre soundtracks
    • As for types of music? I pretty much like everything except country. I'm open to whatever. :-D

    Movies:

    I enjoy many, many movies. And many different types of movies. You may be wondering, what are some examples of these movies you speak of? Here are some:The Shawshank Redemption

  • 12 Angry Men
  • West Side Story
  • Wonder Boys
  • Ghost World
  • Run Lola Run
  • Real Women Have Curves
  • Camp
  • Lilo and Stitch
  • The 40 Year-Old Virgin
  • Dirty Pretty Things
  • Iron Jawed Angels
  • Bend it Like Beckham
  • Amelie
  • The Princess and the Warrior
  • Heist
  • Into the Woods
  • The Petrified Forest
  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  • Sin City
  • Across the Universe
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Paris Je T'aime
  • Control
    • The list goes on. Seriously. You should see all my DVDs.

    Television:

    Once and Again

  • Sports Night
  • Scrubs
  • Veronica Mars
  • Alias
  • Felicity
  • My So-Called Life
  • Clone High
  • The Simpson's
  • Mr. Show
  • Undeclared
  • Conan
  • South Park
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force
  • John Doe
  • Gilmore Girls
  • Joan of Arcadia
  • The Office (UK)
  • Extras
  • Family Guy
  • SAVED BY THE BELL (YES.)
  • Heroes
  • Psych

    • Books:

    Some Authors/Books Jessi likes: Langston Hughes

  • Zora Neale Hurston
  • J.D. Salinger (Cliched, but true.)
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • Laurie Halse Anderson
  • Paul Zindel
  • Mildred D. Taylor
  • Charles Dickens
  • Toni Morrison
  • The Grimm Brothers
  • The Canterbury Tales
  • D.H. Lawrence
  • Joyce Carol Oates
  • Walk Two Moons
  • The Tipping Point
  • If on a Winter's Night A Traveler
  • Children's Lit in general
  • The Crucible
  • Dancing at Lughnasa
  • Please Understand Me II
  • Quirkyalone
  • Emily Dickinson
  • Edgar Allen Poe
  • Stargirl
  • The Realm of Possibility
  • Out of the Dust
  • True Believer

    • Heroes:

    HARRIET TUBMAN, Sydney Bristow, Veronica Mars, the Suffragettes... and Sir Mix-a-Lot, cause he cannot tell a lie. Or is that George Washington? *Pause* No, it's Mix-a-Lot. I'm sure of it.

    My Blog

    Denim Day 2008!

    Hey folks!Do you know what today is? It's Denim Day! That's right, Denim Day! What, you may be asking, is Denim Day, well allow me to explain. It all began in Italy in '92:An 18-year old girl is picke...
    Posted by Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me. on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:56:00 PST

    Happy Valentine’s Day ’08!

    *MUAH* Love to all of my friends! As some of you may know/remember, Valentine's Day has always been a holiday about friendship to me. I remember being little and having Valentine's parties with friend...
    Posted by Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me. on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:43:00 PST

    The Odd Couple: 2008

    So, my subconscious......is a friggin' GENIUS. No, really. The other night I had one of the most bizarre, weird unlikely dreams in the history of dream-dom. And it made it very clear that my subconsci...
    Posted by Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me. on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:45:00 PST

    "Don’t be Ridiculous, Cousin Larry!"

    So, this happened:I go to take a shower today, and I notice a bug in the tub. It seems dead. I figure it will go down the drain once I run the water. Turns out said bug? Not dead. So, after the water ...
    Posted by Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me. on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:56:00 PST

    But, She’s NOT Racist. NOPE.

    Is she fucking KIDDING ME?!WHAT?!REALLY?!
    Posted by Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me. on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 04:04:00 PST

    TECH WEEK 2007! Part One: Air Born

    So... it's been FUCKING HOT.And the whole fires thing is not helping. Not. One. Bit. So, anyhow, tonight was our first rehearsal of TECH WEEK (Not to be confused with SHARK WEEK)! The exciting week be...
    Posted by Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:36:00 PST

    English Majors Win at Life!

    How many YEARS have I been saying this?And no one believed me. HA! Now, all of the doubters must BOW DOWN to the GREATNESS... of the Liberal Arts Major:But What Can You Do with a Liberal Arts Degree?S...
    Posted by Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST

    V-Day 2007

    Every year......in my journal, I like to post THIS article that I read in the L.A. Times several years ago.I think it explains WONDERFULLY how I feel about Valentine's Day. I've never really seen it a...
    Posted by Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:43:00 PST

    "You'll Break and You'll Mend"

    Things are not perfect In fact they're quite out of place You can't always get the answers Can't stick a name to the face That's how it goes Barrels rolls to an end It rushes and it pushes It breaks a...
    Posted by Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me. on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

    ALERT! CSULB Rape Danger!

    Holy CRAP this is scary.And it's happening at the school that I just graduated from. Also, it's very similar to the current "Veronica Mars" storyline, which prompted Krisean to ask if I was going to g...
    Posted by Jessi G. is Smarter Than Me. on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST