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[katie]

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About Me

my name is katie.
i'm a licensed cosmetologist.
i know way more about hair products than anyone ever should.
i spend most of my free time watching the office.
i drive a blue mercedes named pepe [the king prawn].
i have an unexplainable admiration for the steve miller band.
i make "that's what she said" jokes out of pretty much everything.
i love knitting, the color green and steve carell.

please send me a message before adding me as a friend. thank you &hearts

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My Interests

doing hair.
mini-golfing with diana.
knitting fun projects.
driving down p.c.h.
singing horrible songs really loud in my car.
turning my car into hello kitty.
steve carell singing and/or dancing.
wandering aimlessly through target.
mindy kaling's blog.
green apple slurpees.
funny people.
cold weather.
tigi colour.
my dwight k. schrute bobblehead.

I'd like to meet:

john krasinski. steve carell. jenna fischer. rainn wilson. conan o'brien! people that love the office, really funny people and old friends. no shady weirdos, please!

Music:

the cardigans, the gin blossoms, steve miller band, rilo kiley, jenny lewis, styx, death cab, neutral milk hotel, yeah yeah yeahs, the shins, camera obscura, of montreal, the animals, the grass roots, supertramp, annie, kylie minogue, dannii minogue, mandy moore

Movies:

the 40 year old virgin, can't hardly wait, little miss sunshine, enchanted!!, junebug, the slums of beverly hills, valley of the dolls, troop beverly hills, the rules of attraction

Television:

the office
flight of the conchords
conan o'brien
arrested development
match game '74

Books:

valley of the dolls
1984
the diving bell and the butterfly
the tortilla curtain
bye bye baby: my tragic love affair with the bay city rollers
kick me by paul feig
all of kevyn aucoin's books
i love memoirs written by people with hilarious childhoods.
and knitting books too!

Heroes:

my mom first.
rodney bingenheimer.
steve carell. &hearts
amy sedaris.
conan o'brien.
dan aykroyd.
paul lynde.
kevyn aucoin.

My Blog

you should call it dunder-mifflinfinity.

WHY IS THERE A DUNDER-MIFFLIN INFINITY AD ON MY PROFILE!?WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME TYPE IN CAPS!?i, in fact, love paper and michael scott. ...
Posted by [katie] on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:31:00 PST

what role is that? king of the stupid universe?

today i was ringing a lady up and she asked me if we carried fhi products.i said that we did not.she asked me if i knew where to get them.i said that i know for a fact that our company doesn't carry t...
Posted by [katie] on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:22:00 PST

i am so in love with steve carell.

Additionally, I've been told that Steve Carell informed NBC he is unable to report to work because he is suffering from "enlarged balls." Not just enlarged, I'd say, but brass ones. The source on this...
Posted by [katie] on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:03:00 PST

that was patheticville.

i did not get carded last night.i should be offended. y/n?
Posted by [katie] on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

dunder-mifflin paper/sex predator hotline, this is dwight schrute.

i am having a love affair with vitamin water. who invented this? it's so delicious.p.s. my birthday was so awesome.
Posted by [katie] on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:12:00 PST

question: where can i put my terrarium?

reese's easter eggs are the best easter candies ever. y/n?
Posted by [katie] on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

i just want to say that this was the best dundies ever.

my mother called me a goody-goody the other day. fyi.
Posted by [katie] on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST

it was only five dollars. what did you expect? lobster?

it was so cold in my house today that i dreamt i was walking barefoot in snow.
Posted by [katie] on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:31:00 PST

OH GOD BRITNEY

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOi think i'm going to cry. ...
Posted by [katie] on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST

do you really think you can go all day long?

today is the international that's what she said day and i haven't had the opportunity to "that's what she said" anybody yet.i'm heartbroken.please give me the chance.you better think long and hard abo...
Posted by [katie] on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST