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1. How tall are you barefoot? 6'2" And stop calling me Barefoot..
2. Are you in any way evil? No. I'm a puppy dog..
3. Do you own a gun? I have anti-aircraft weaponry on my balcony. You can't be too careful.
4. Rehab? See me in 5 years..
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Yes. Yes. Yes.
6. What do you think of your friends? My friends in Chilangoland are fantastic. Those back home are somewhat backwards.. Only joking. Or am I?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Simply Having A Double Vodka And Lime.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Ice cold water or horchata.
9. Do you do push-ups? HAHAHAHAHA!
10. Are you a member of a gym? I made that mistake once. Only once.
11. Are you vegetarian? HAHAHAHAHA!
12. What is your favourite cuisine? Mexican, Thai, Indian, Mexican.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Why would I tell you that?
14. Do you own a knife? Nope.
15. Do you have A.D.D.? Probably!
16. Date Of Birth? 1st May 1971
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: Do I have any Oaxaca left in the fridge? I wish I could be arsed to catch up on my emails... Why is there cat shit on the floor?
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought? Beer, cigarettes, tacos.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: water, horchata, beer, absynthe, jagermeister. The last two not so often as they tend to encourage the wearing of make-up and the talking of what we English call "utter, utter bollocks"..
20. What time did you wake up today? About 8.30.
21. Current hair? Light brown and struggling...
22. Current worry? See above.
23. Current hate? Taxi drivers, salsa that doesn't burn your face off, being temporarily poor, not being in a band, people who want a tip for handing me paper towels, having ear ache, having sore lungs. Ouch.
24. Favorite place to be? Tulum.
25. Least favorite place to be? Saffron Walden!
26. Where would you like to go? Why leave Mexico??
27. Do you own slippers? Nope.
28. What do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? Bilingual and in Mexico City still.
29. Do you burn or tan? I turn a kind of pinky brown.
30. Last thing you ate? quesadillas (there was Oaxaca in the fridge).
31. Would you be a pirate? Only if I had the correct eye make-up..
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Last night.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? I only sing after a few drinks. The current Fave in the Black Horse is Monster by The Automatic.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Big fuck off crocodiles.
35. Who is your funniest friend? TPW.
36. Last thing that made you laugh? I saw someone fall over in front of a taxi last night. I'm sorry, but people falling over is funny. He wasn't hurt...
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Battlestar Galactica. The original one with Dirk "Faceman" Benedict.
38. Worst injury you've ever had? I broke my arm when I was about 12.
39. Do you lke snow? Bollocks to snow! The only people that like snow are people who have never lived with it. It's cold, it's wet and it makes you fall on your arse.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? I don't own a TV.
41. Who is your loudest friend? Louder than me? Tricky.. Probably Elbo.
42. Who is your most silent friend? I don't hang around with quiet people.
43. Does someone have a crush on you? I think so.
44. Do you wish on stars? Yes, only the other day I was on Justin Timberlake's back and I wished for a new pair of roller-blades. And a hammock.
45. What is your favorite book? A Catcher In The Rye.
46. What is your favorite candy? Candy? 'Tis a gringo word. If you mean sweet, then probably those caramel coated peanuts you get in Superama.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Turn The Heater On - Keith Hudson
49. What were you doing 12AM last night? Walking home.
50. Do you love someone? Probably..
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