About Me

Just because I am a girl doesn't mean I want to ever speak to you or add you to my friends list.

The people on my list are:
People who I actually know.
People who I at least communicate with on a fairly regular basis.
People whose music production/events that I personally follow.
This would suggest (if you had a brain and actually read my damn profile) that I don't want you to try and add me if you are any of the following:
A band who I have never heard of and would most likely think were shit anyhow.
A very sad and lonely net pervert who thinks that I'd be interested in anything they had to say or do ever. I don't. Look, I have friends already. Try going outdoors and making some of your own. Thankyou.
Someone who thinks that filling in mindless surveys is a fun way to fill up a pointless bulletin. YOU ARE NOT TWELVE. Or maybe your IQ is 12, whatever the case if you can't help but tell your entire friends list what your favourite food is, when you last had sex or what you'd like to do to your top 6 'friends' then also don't add me. You cretin.
You see what I'm trying to say here? If you do not know me then do not add me.
Now to write about myself. I don't need to. If you're on my list then you'll know who I am and what I like and what I do. Have a nice day all of you, but especially the people who I know.

My Interests

I am interested in things that bore other people to death.
I like typing on the internet. Lots. You can't stop me. I like the internet probably more than I like you.
I also enjoy ranting, bickering, eating things that are bad for me, drinking lager, smoking too much, stalking people, playing with sharp objects, mocking the afflicted, playing with my hair, pretending I hate dogs, going out for one night and forgetting to come home until 3 days later, my mate Sef because he has no technology in his house and gives me rare glimpses into the world minus the internet (it's quite scary actually but I do like it really), writing long lists of rubbish on here because I can't think of anything better to do today.

I'd like to meet:

I'm sure I know enough fantastic people to be getting on with. However, I am a friendly sort of a person provided that you're blessed with some form of wit, humour and intelligence. The ability to NOT BLOODY WHINGE ALL THE TIME is also good. That's my job and I do it best, do not try to out-whinge me.

Music:

Bit of everything really.
Everything includes:
Drum n Bass
Punk
Metal
Rock
Old Skool
Old Skool Hardcore
Gabba
Ska
Some Classical
Total shite like George Formby (and worse, yes far worse)

Everything DOESN'T include:
Modern Jazz (eeeeeew)
Hip Hop (unless you are MF Doom)
R'n'b (go away you filthy chavs)
Indie (a bit meh)
Quite possibly anything that is in the charts

Movies:

The Bedsitting Room
Wish You Were Here
Fried Green Tomatoes
Mary Poppins (yes really)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Funny Games
Secretary
LÃ©on
The Elephant Man
East Is East
Forrest Gump
Threads
Trainspotting
Go!
Requiem For A Dream
Bad Santa
Anchorman
Amazon Women On The Moon
Wave Twisters
The Royal Tenenbaums

Television:

I don't watch television unless I am at other peoples houses. I then subject them to Trisha, Jeremy Kyle, Jerry Springer and far far worse. You maybe shouldn't let me in your house.

I confess. I like Supernanny. I download it though because I don't watch television.

Books:

Trash, loads of trash, all that rubbish you get free with glossy magazines in the summer. I'll read them all.
Quite a fascination with world wars one and two, I like non-fiction and novels based around that time.

Heroes:

Manchester United and Inter Milan for their brilliance of killing Rod Hull.
The person who invented Yorkshire Blend tea.
One lone stingray.

My Blog

I want a happy medium

I'm baffled. I can't seem to strike a happy medium on particularly anything at all.I can do ALL or NOTHING. There's no middle bit.Today's puzzlement is housework (again). I can apply this stupidness t...
Posted by Evil Lu on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST

Exercise is bad for you.

Whoever said that 30 minutes walk per day was in the name of good exercise is a total liar.I may have overstretched the ideal 30 minutes to 45 but that is how long it took me to walk home from my mate...
Posted by Evil Lu on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:55:00 PST

Tech Support? No.

Things you should know if you use a computer and the internet:99% of the answers are already out there. You never had to ask me.There is a search engine known as Google.If you type your problem into G...
Posted by Evil Lu on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:10:00 PST

Faith in humanity - restored.

Had a few financial problems this week. It was rather looking like starvation and no fun were going to feature quite highly on the menu of life. Direct debits, children on half term needing THINGS and...
Posted by Evil Lu on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:45:00 PST

Tidying up is shit

I hate housework. Anyone who knows me knows that I am shit at tidying up anything ever. Today I tidied everything. All of it. I even did polishing and scrubbing floors and behind the fucking toilet.On...
Posted by Evil Lu on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:09:00 PST

Changes - or not being so effing daft

(this ain't about me because I wouldn't be so effing daft)I do believe some people have gone a bit past 'tolerance' to some fucking mad co-dependency. (or your other half is and you're letting them be...
Posted by Evil Lu on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:54:00 PST

Oh my word, the space! Not the MySpace. No.

At last I am in my new room. I only thought about it for 4 months and now I am finally installed. Installed amongst clutter admittedly but I have so much more space now. Must say that I didn't really ...
Posted by Evil Lu on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:58:00 PST

Please do not wipe your feet here.

Right then my pretty little females, this one is for you. Unless you're dead hard like what I am. Actually, let's not be sexist, I am sure there are a few males out there who need help too. Also I pro...
Posted by Evil Lu on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST