Spakkenkhrist - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a part time cartoonist and photoshop person with an unhealthy and non-ironic interest in dinosaurs and vampires.

In the real world people pay me to do things to computers and then spend most of the day on the internet or staring blankly in to space, it's not bad work if you can get it.

I'd like to say I am a relaxed, easy going sort of person but that'd be a huge lie as I am really a massive bastard.

I've recently started an Open University Course in science because I am HOT for science.

I'd rather be a dinosaur than a person so if you can fix this please get in touch.

For the benefit of any bands: KNOB OFF I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND

My Interests

LIS, HELICOPTERS, DINOSAURS AND VAMPIRES.

Music:

Winamp says I have recently listened to:

Movies:

Anything with vampires and explosions.

Television:

Alan Patridge, Spaced, Brass Eye, The Day Today, The X-Files, My Name is Earl, Space Ghost, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead, The Simpsons, South Park, Big Train, nature documentaries, war documentaries, The Mary Whitehouse Experience, Q.I, Buffy and Angel.

Books:

Vampire books in general (dodgy or otherwise), Catch 22, Stephen King, the Hannibal Lecter trilogy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Dune, Kurt Vonnegut, Brave New World, Bret Easton Ellis, Hunter S Thompson, old sci-fi and short stories.

Heroes:

Lis, I stalk her.

My Blog

Last night I went clubbing

and I'd like to apologise to anyone that saw me dancing or who I tried to make kiss my Simon Cowell calendar.
Posted by Spakkenkhrist on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:29:00 PST

People that say 'achoo' when sneezing

are complete bastards, worse than Bhuddists and I can't stand those cunts.
Posted by Spakkenkhrist on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:51:00 PST

I'm reading a book on Pterosaurs

it has some Pterosaurs in it.
Posted by Spakkenkhrist on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:50:00 PST

Top of the Pops and Kevin Costner's cock.

This weekend I did two things I didn't expect to have done this year (or ever).Firstly go to the renunion gig of a band I hadn't ever listened to:Secondly, be part of the Studio audience of Top of the...
Posted by Spakkenkhrist on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:12:00 PST

I still haven't

had a haircut since October.Donations to my haircut fund gladly accepted.
Posted by Spakkenkhrist on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST

My name is Phoenix

I must be fucking bored to be writing this, I went to see some bands last night that I had no interest in seeing just because a friend was going I ended up going upstairs afterwards to the bar which i...
Posted by Spakkenkhrist on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:55:00 PST