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Kerry

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! I am glad I was not born before tea.

About Me

I'm nearly 33 but with the mental age of a retarded teenager. I like to listen to music really loud and think I can breakdance but have since been told it looks more like some kind of epileptic spasm. I drink far too much alcohol and own a ridiculous amount of jeans. I can't spell for toffee and have habit of missing the shift key resulting in an explosion of 1's when I find things funny. My human friends would describe me as kind, loyal and funny.. my Spazz friends would more than likely just say I'm a bit of a twat! I guess that sums it up pretty nicely.. but lets face it, do I look as though I care?
You Are...My Bloody Valentine.You tend to be a bit distant and reclusive. You are a leader as opposed to being a follower. You are a perfectionist and pay very close attention to detail. You have the tendency to be lazy, which sometimes get's in the way of you achieving whatever it is you may be trying to perfect. You don't really care about what's typically looked upon as the norm. You really don't care about what people think about you at all, or at least so you try and make it seem. You care most about just being yourself.

My Interests

I really enjoy walking fast and avoiding eye contact with people, stroking cats in the street until they start following me home.. then waiting to see if the have they nerve to cross the road and talking to old ladies about the local yobs, hanging around my local Co-op and laughing at other people's misfortune.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

too many to list here's a few things..

Movies:

Ok, in no particular order... Secrets & Lies, Sound of Music, American Werewolf in London, Evil Dead (1&3),The Wicker Man (original), 28 Days Later, American Beauty, The Ladykillers, Grease,Breakfast Club, Donny Darko, Shallow Grave, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Stand By Me, Say Anything, Jaws (1), There's Something About Mary, Bad Taste, Meet the Parents/Fockers, Fargo, Little Miss Sunshine, Being John Malcovich, Rivers Edge, Shakespear in Love, Don't Look Back, Sleepers, Platoon, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow,South Pacific, The Long Good Friday, Mary Poppins, Little Voice, Waynes World (2), Quadrophenia, High Society, Toy Story (1&2),Disney's Robin Hood, My Fair Lady, Big Lebowski,East is East, Rear Window (original), Shaun of the Dead,Mean Time, The Quiet Man, Young Frankenstein, All Monty Pythons, The Dirty Dozen, Brazil, and Carry On..Sergeant, Nurse, Regardless, Cruising, Cabby, Spying, Cleo, Screaming, Up the Khyber Doctor, Again Doctor, Matron, Camping, Loving,Up the Jungle, Girls,Abroad and the MIGHTY At Your Convenience.

Books:

Yes I CAN read!

Heroes:

Sarah Tremellin and her big over the shoulder boulder holders!

My Blog

'Lezza-gate' (an update)

A few of you have been looking for an update of the lezzagate scandal from the other night so here goes... So far A has been unable to speak to B..infact she is now avoiding the phone and the res...
Posted by Kerry on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:55:00 PST

where do you draw the line?

This morning as I was merrily making my way home fromthe school run..or dawdle and I was collared by a very good friend of mine..in her nightgown (lucky for some) to come in for a cuppa and liste...
Posted by Kerry on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:55:00 PST

whitsunside

So we have endured yet another wasted bank hoiliday monday in the name of 'Whitsun' Tell me..did any of you partake in a Whit walk? Gods the weather is Shite! And now we have a week off school. ...
Posted by Kerry on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:30:00 PST

Movies, mysticism, magic and memories

This morning I was sat pondering on the previous night viewing and how a small fragment of movie magic can re-awaken anxieties that I had thought were hidden deep in the recesses of my, lets be honest...
Posted by Kerry on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:35:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Kerry on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:09:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Kerry on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

The Brown Life...the verdict

Its shit!
Posted by Kerry on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:49:00 PST

Emma's blog

A blog for sake of blogging? Ok then Emma.. I have just been to collect my son from school and as I walked past the upper school playground about 10 kids started chanting my name! Having already ...
Posted by Kerry on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:39:00 PST

The Brown life

In a little nod to my firend Jonny's insightful blog on his life as a blonde I thought I'd let you all know how my life has been since ditching the natural blonde locks for the, ahem, sophisticat...
Posted by Kerry on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

It's just not the done thing is it?

I have just returned from a rare trip to my hairdresser feeling incredibly cowardly on account of the fact she cut it all a bit short! "complain!" I hear you cry..but its really not the done thin...
Posted by Kerry on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:27:00 PST