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Marjorie Razorblade: grumpy old bitch, pedantic Poet part-time writer in residence, wordologist dancing harlot and vowel rubbing cantankerous old boot. Idiot who laughs at her own jokes, crabby witch with nice teeth much to her own disappointment, good thighs, handy with an egg whisk and deadly in the art of toxicology. Also more than capable of spouting random bollockery.
Likes rocks. Loves poetry. Would like to live in a world where combining the two would not lead to being stoned to death for reading to a hostile audience with the collective cranial capacity of a squashed apricot.
Lives in Sussex would like to have married Shelley, divorced him and run off with a real man (possibly Byron) who wasn't such a dandy fop.
Ah hindsight... a wonderful thing.
Happy most of the time if not quite bizarre in between. Likes swear words, rude words, being rude, swearing and rudeness, smutty but funny, funny but stupid, stupid but intelligent, sweet but ultimately nuts....
So I am constantly told......*sighs at self-expressionism gone horribly wrong*
Think Darth-Vader on a picnic pressing wild flowers and we're halfway there.
Today I like: "Monkeys, Fags and Guns."
I have a website- you should see for yourself.If you like what you see, you might like to know you can also buy my book- yes! Thaaat's right. I'm a shameless self publicist and you should buy my book. Its full of words and nice round letters which will bring you hours of joy and warm fuzzy feelings in your undercarriage. Oh yes. A new book is on the way....with a brand spanking new ISBN.....
http://marjorierazorblade.com
Buy the book, here y'are
If the magic button don't work, copy and paste this into your browser:
http://www.lulu.com/browse/book_view.php?fCID=1069043
Toodles dollface
Marj
