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Marjorie Razorblade

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About Me

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Marjorie Razorblade: grumpy old bitch, pedantic Poet part-time writer in residence, wordologist dancing harlot and vowel rubbing cantankerous old boot. Idiot who laughs at her own jokes, crabby witch with nice teeth much to her own disappointment, good thighs, handy with an egg whisk and deadly in the art of toxicology. Also more than capable of spouting random bollockery. Likes rocks. Loves poetry. Would like to live in a world where combining the two would not lead to being stoned to death for reading to a hostile audience with the collective cranial capacity of a squashed apricot.
Lives in Sussex would like to have married Shelley, divorced him and run off with a real man (possibly Byron) who wasn't such a dandy fop. Ah hindsight... a wonderful thing. Happy most of the time if not quite bizarre in between. Likes swear words, rude words, being rude, swearing and rudeness, smutty but funny, funny but stupid, stupid but intelligent, sweet but ultimately nuts.... So I am constantly told......*sighs at self-expressionism gone horribly wrong* Think Darth-Vader on a picnic pressing wild flowers and we're halfway there.
Today I like: "Monkeys, Fags and Guns."
I have a website- you should see for yourself.If you like what you see, you might like to know you can also buy my book- yes! Thaaat's right. I'm a shameless self publicist and you should buy my book. Its full of words and nice round letters which will bring you hours of joy and warm fuzzy feelings in your undercarriage. Oh yes. A new book is on the way....with a brand spanking new ISBN.....
http://marjorierazorblade.com
Buy the book, here y'are
If the magic button don't work, copy and paste this into your browser:
http://www.lulu.com/browse/book_view.php?fCID=1069043
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Marj

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

(Meeting? Who said anything about Meeting?) I would like to SPEAK to (heh) People with wit humour intelligence and lots of sarcasm. I know I know...its a tall order, but goddamit it's just common courtesy and I expect no less Anyone 'interesting' by oxford english dictionary sense of the word, Oh whatever. Anyone who has read a book.

By the by, its not that I don't like a zillion band requests a day, but it would be nice to be messaged once in a while by a real person. Bands, please take note.

Continue.

The latest film- just a short one in between takes ( of the next production, which frankly is fucking astounding) for now: Mother Tourettes at your service..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Px4CloWt4

An incredible heart-wrenching film depicting moving scenes of post-war angst, pinecones, acorns and wickedly terrific CGI, Directed by some top notch poet bird called Marj and her superb drummer boyfriend bloke Mr Mauser *le sigh*

The finest Jugs in the land! Huzzah!

My Blog

My Polar Bear

My Polar Bear My Polar Bear growls and asks me in a posh voice:"Are you going to take your medicine today?"I always say "No"My Polar Bear asks me constantly about the outside world'Is it warm out...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:59:00 GMT

Updating furiously....

So, i'll let you all in on a secret...when i'm in a bad mood, have been emotionally beaten to within an inch of my life with my own arm, am on the brink of something new or just plain fucking pissed o...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:43:00 GMT

Marj's comedy Hat show...

With some girls it's Shoes.....with some it's Handbags...for me, it's what Hat/Facial Hair combo to go for.....hmph decisions decisions...Cast your Votes!Mwah!Marj x
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:41:00 GMT

Wordologist Whoredom

The Jay- Discord - Oh, the Humanity - Let Us Go - Give and Take - The Lovesong of Marjorie Razorblade (at age 41) - Bored NowSome poems for you to ponder overMwah!Marj x"The Jay"The Jay flies to my wi...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 15:29:00 GMT