I am Carlos the real god of love, I have many children, I don't know them, but I see them everywhere I go. You see the Carlos is a sexual missionary, dedicated to making love to many beautiful women and more importantly, many ugly ones too. Why, you may ask, is this important? Well, since I am a man of God, I am very much concerned with paving my way to Heaven. But the road to Heaven is not easy. No, the Carlos, like any other, must prove his worth to enter God's palace (of course, this is really by choice and not because I have to. In fact, God actually told me he'd be honoured to have me stay in his crib). Anyway, I am determined to do good deeds so that I will enter the gates of Heaven. How great Carlos, I'm sure you are wondering, will you manage to do this? Well, I make ugly women happy by giving them the Carlos love. The uglier they are, the more Heaven points I get. That, Carlos fans, is the Carlos Philosophy. Simple really. Ciao
