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Lord Onan

I have a blog... wow.

About Me

People used to say to me, "I think you're really funny. I can't believe it." Now people say to me, "I can't believe I used to think you were funny." Still, they sound enough alike to keep me happy.This is my blog:http://lord-onan.livejournal.com/It consists of me trying to be funny (and, for the most part, failing) about lots of different, unconnected and, most importantly, insignificant things.So, if you're curious, or you've just, frankly, lost the will to live, check it out.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The original fat guy who ate all the pies, which resulted in the 'Who ate all the pies?' question; Bernard Manning as a baby, so I could drop kick him into a wall; the last of the Mohicans; Albert Einstein.