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Daniel

Coconut wife beats husband

About Me

What about me? What are you trying to say? Are you looking for a fight? Well anyway, I’m a big fat brit and I’m not as angry as my first 3 sentences suggest. I just get Fred Durst and the cast from Limp Bizkit to do my dirty work while I live stress free. I am heavily religious. Anyway, I control the world from a raft off the coast of portugal, but when that gets boring I usually write very serious music about sheep, and how the thought of them leaves me wide awake.

My Interests

Playing music (in the form of Drums, Guitar, Bass, piano and double bass as well, if you have one lying around), writing electro tunes on the computer, Djing, Writing, Quitting jobs I hate, surfing on the internet, Watching too much footy (soccer to you backwards folk), Clubbing it larrrrge, Gigs, Films and anything that involves getting really plastered with mates.

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush, Morrissey, Cedric Bixler, Peter Hook, Billy Corgan, Wez Rowe, Billy Corgan, The cast from Slipknot, The guy who fell down the stairs at southland the other day, Jack White, no, sorry, Wez Rowe, John Safran, Bill Bailey, The bird from Lost who plays Kate, Bono, Robbie Fowler, Steven Gerrard, Yolk from the popular TV series 'Egg', Billy Connelly, Chino, The Wiggles, Raja Ram, Simon Posford, Johnny Marr, Howard Devoto and Ian Hewittson.

Music:

Ohhh fuck, here we go...Drum n' Bass, Psy-trance, Breakz, Noize, Punk, Metal, indie, reggae, dub, anything alternative an some dirty dirty hip-hop. Ok: New Order, The smiths, Joy Division, The Mars Volta, The Pixies, Tool, Radiohead, Muse, The Beatles, The Gorillaz, APC, At the drive in, Smashing pumpkins, The arctic monkeys, Blur, Belle and Sebastian, Bjork, Massive attack, porishead, Aniseed, Hypnopaedia, The Buzzcocks, The Jam, Nirvana, Shpongle, Pendulum, Prodigy, Andy C, Diesel Boy, Hydraglyph, Rinkadink, GMS, Eskimo, Shift, Twisted System, Winter Daemon, Infected Mushroom, Lish, Sub 6, Electrypnose, Astrix, Protoculture, Skazi, GMS, 1200 Mics, Son Kite, Logic Bomb, Sirius Isness, Eat Statik, Antix, Artifact, Freq, Kemix, Uni, Bamboo forrest and anything else you haven't heard of.

Movies:

Too many, can't be fucked. But, Pulp Fiction, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sin City, anything with Seppi Grasso, 24 hour party people, Usual suspects, LA confidential, Bill and Ted, Orgasmo, Team America...come on, you get the picture. GOOD MOVIES. Not those crap ones that leave people with a pang of guilt for making their mates watch it, but only the BEST movies. Probably everything you like, minus the shite.

Television:

I really have no time unless it is soccer or lost. Actually, that's a lie. Family guy, futurama, The simpsons when it was good, South Park, Little Britain, Black Books, Scrubs and anything on cartoon network.

Books:

Again, why the questions that I have to think about? Look at all the books you read in high school and multiply it by 3.

Heroes:

Michael J. Fox, Wez Rowe and the guys down at hypnopaedia, The guy who invented coopers and then brought it from Britain to Australia, The guy who invented the concept of Australia and brought it over from Britain. Anyone who catches a smurf.

My Blog

this is seriously serious

I've done about 3 sausages, 2 burgers and 2 kebabs today along with 2 pieces of cake, washed down with about 6 pots, 3 rums and a couple of cowboys. My stomach feels like it has stretched more than ja...
Posted by Daniel on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST

Mike Melia - living legend

Muhahaha! It's that time again kids, I spout my shit, you all pretend you've read it. Nice one, you little shit. Anyway, insults aside, I'm quite pleased at the moment for a few reasons. Number one, ...
Posted by Daniel on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

I've been away, man...

And I don't think my myspace conscience is coping very well. I haven't been 'away away'. Well, for no longer than a weekend anyway. But going away, as in going on holiday, requires a lot of motivation...
Posted by Daniel on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

wez's hairy bum crack

Keep all your velcro away from it folks
Posted by Daniel on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:55:00 PST

Sorry mr. blog (this is a biggy)

I only seem to want to spend time with you when I'm annoyed. You've become the bitchy acquaintance that suddenly becomes your best friend during bitter times. However, I will make it up to you and mak...
Posted by Daniel on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:22:00 PST

Ohh dear, he has rants in his pants...

Meow... I'm pissed off for a couple of reasons - so Ill start with the smaller. IPODS. "yeah, they're great dude...you can actually take your whole music collection around with you, no problems, no ...
Posted by Daniel on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:05:00 PST

What a weekend...

Utter madness...Without going into too much detail I had an awesome weekend - as hazy as it was. I bumped into a lovely girl who I haven't seen in a long time, and as it happens I've had a thing for h...
Posted by Daniel on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 10:36:00 PST

Bugger...

Me of a few months ago beat me to it. Damn. While I'm here, are smurfs blue or white and just very cold?
Posted by Daniel on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:40:00 PST

Fucking first posts...

They're overrated a bit, aren't they? A bit like that first coffee of the day which actually keeps you confined to the bathroom for half an hour. But anyway, now that Ive set the tone for this first p...
Posted by Daniel on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:17:00 PST

Meh, best get this underway...

Well, i'm now on myspace. Cool. Just need to get some pics and more of a bio, and some readers, and then i'm away. Liverpool beat Leverkusen 3-1. I got up at 8.45am *shock shock, horror horror*. D
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST