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michael jeffrey jordan

stealing your girlfriend since 2001.

About Me

working class hero, sort of.

My Interests

jim beam shooters :: vinny's special :: the redbox :: best buy :: grenache :: limeade

Music:

ROGUE'S GALLERY: pirate ballads, sea songs, and chanteys.

Movies:

THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA

Television:

barney miller

Books:

THE WORLD ALMANAC 1989.

Heroes:

are STILL for blind people and assholes.

My Blog

a multitude of run-on sentences to be enjoyed by all.

..> ..> It is hardly a secret to those who (are priveledged to) know me well enough, that i have no less than two severe health ailments. Well, perhaps three if you...
Posted by michael jeffrey jordan on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:05:00 PST

spew or me?

Last night i drank quite excessively, like always.  And, also like always, i had a rather jubilant affair while on the sauce.  From the gin and tonics and beers...
Posted by michael jeffrey jordan on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:01:00 PST

some good shit right here.

So i finally got my act together and composed a list of my top 10 albums released in '05. At this very moment,  i haven't even the slightest compulsion to ramble on about the ...
Posted by michael jeffrey jordan on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:10:00 PST

Fat ass.

Holyshit!! I'll try to keep this short and sweet. My guess was 160 lbs, tops. Well, I just weighed myself and the verdict is a massive 170lbs. (with shoes, shorts, and a t-shirt on) Considering ...
Posted by michael jeffrey jordan on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 05:19:00 PST

Bellusch Knows.

In a somewhat recent "heated" discussion between D'arcy K. Matsui and I, it was clearly determined that I am not very fond of perhaps the second most over-rated  rock/pop music per...
Posted by michael jeffrey jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Specialist.

   So I heard some more disturbing news about the fate of yet another unfortunate PeaPod "delivery service specialist" ,aka, a fucking driver.     Some may have already&n...
Posted by michael jeffrey jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST