writing, reading, eating, sleeping, fucking, shooting people, being shot at, fighting people twice my size, fighting people half my size, fist-fighting toddlers, kicking elderly people in the balls, surfing tsunamis, pulling sleeping cats' tails, pummeling puppies, showing up naked and drunk to church, midgets, monkeys, donkey punching, disco dancing, crazy commercials, roundhousing your mom when she pisses me off, having make-up sex with your mom afterwards, a good chili rainbow, giving out hot dickings, not dying, and being worshipped by the devil. I also enjoy filling people's mouths with candy, sewing their lips shut, and bashing their heads with a bat like a pinata. I'm also fond of beating my ballbag with a mallet until I pee blood.
you in a dark alley with a can of mace and a sock full of quarters. I'd also like to meet your mom again so she can give me back my boxers. An Unholy Alliance ...
Evil, Satanic, and Horror picturesPantera, White Zombie, Tool, Danzig, Machine Head, Fear Factory, Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, The Misfits, Slayer, Nine Inch Nails (sort of), Metallica (before they sucked), Alice in Chains, End of the Rope, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Depeche Mode, Cypress Hill, Slick Rick, Mos Def, Canibus, ICP, Outkast, Wu-Tang Clan, Channel Live, Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., NAS, Eazy E, Beastie Boys, Paul Oakenfold, Sasha & Digweed, and N-Sync!...
A Nightmare on Elm Street, Battle Royale, Ichi the Killer, Oldboy, Wolf Creek, Dog Soldiers, Natural Born Killers, In The Mouth Of Madness, The Machinist, Audition, Man Bites Dog, Cemetery Man, At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul, A Clockwork Orange, Heathers, The Legend of the Overfiend, The Usual Suspects, The Godfather, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Desperado, Kill Bill, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Homegrown, Deuce Bigelow, Office Space, American Pie, Van Wilder
The Sopranos, Family Guy, American Dad, Wonder Showzen, Masters of Horror, Weeds, Medium, Ghost Whisperer, American Gothic, Tales From The Crypt, Freddy's Nightmares, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Sledge Hammer, Seinfeld, Cheers, Chappelle's Show, One Life to Live (so what?)...
The Gay Kama Sutra *I try to read a little each day as if it was The Bible
my baby, my wife (for having the strength to live with me), Billy Lima, Clive Barker, Spencer Truman, Sheriff Buck, Raoul Duke, Freddy Krueger, and Jim