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About Me

I am a native of Tampa, Fl. I enjoy wet puppy noses,cool breezes, long walks on the beach, Long Island Iced Teas, good music, good friends and mass murder. Just kidding. I am with Idiotik Ink, a comedy group and talkshow team. Along with Jonnie Shallow, Harry Karmel and Shaboobee (he's the bitch), we rock your eardrums and rattle your brains with absurd insanity brought only the way we can bring it. Look out for the podcast at IdiotikInk.com, and MrTharney.com (coming soon), and check out the shirts too. Add me, and message me for my whore code. Spread the Gospel that is Idiotik. Without me, life would be worthless, and it probably still is (I'm not a miracle worker!) Check out my homies Jonnie Shallow and Shaboobee Inc, as well as MySpace.com/IdiotikInk for some real shit... UNLESS YOU'RE A LIL BITCH!!!!!!!! See The Idiotik Ink page for T-Shirts and more!!! MySpace.com/IdiotikInk ,

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Manson, Dark Lotus, John Wayne Gacy, Your Mom, The Unabomber, Osama, Richard Prior, Dave Foley,George W Bush, Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Vince McMahon, David Cross, Daniel Negreanu, Doyle Brunson.

My Blog

Lights out

I got a new job today. I drove past your house. The lights were off, he was there. The night is longer than the day. The pain is worse then on that day. I'll get over it; that's what you say. Your pro...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:21:00 GMT

a hideous monster

A hideous monster, hell bent on death and destruction, That's how I would describe the monster inside of me. I'm a 29 year old, unemployed slacker. That's how I would describe myself. The thoughts in ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:42:00 GMT

I Like Chinese...

The world today seems absolutely crackers,With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...I like Chinese...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:38:00 GMT

Around this time of year...

Around this time of year We all ask ourselves "I wonder where Mr. Tharney was on September 11th, 2001." Well folks, after thinking so hard I broke my cock (it'll heal), I finally remembered exactly ho...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:39:00 GMT

So, ummm. You should totally...

So, ummm. You should totally buy a shirt. Seriously, we have some good shit, and I need some money. Peep a small sample of what we have to offer at www.cafepress.com/idiotikink Have fun, and buy buy b...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:21:00 GMT

So My Landlord Says...

So the property I live on has been sold to a third party, and I have to move out in January. The catch is, the people who bought the property have to pay me just over $1300 moving expenses. So my lan...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:25:00 GMT

Mr. Tharney's Dating Rules

  Tharney's Dating Rules (by The Black Jesus) Recently, while fasting in the wilderness, A 'shrubbery' burned and The Black Jesus appeared to me and gave me Five stone tablets entitled "Tharney'...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:23:00 GMT