Lights out |
I got a new job today.
I drove past your house.
The lights were off, he was there.
The night is longer than the day.
The pain is worse then on that day.
I'll get over it; that's what you say.
Your pro... Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:21:00 GMT |
a hideous monster |
A hideous monster, hell bent on death and destruction, That's how I would describe the monster inside of me.
I'm a 29 year old, unemployed slacker. That's how I would describe myself.
The thoughts in ... Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:42:00 GMT |
I Like Chinese... |
The world today seems absolutely crackers,With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...I like Chinese... Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:38:00 GMT |
Around this time of year... |
Around this time of year
We all ask ourselves
"I wonder where Mr. Tharney was on September 11th, 2001."
Well folks, after thinking so hard I broke my cock (it'll heal), I finally remembered exactly ho... Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:39:00 GMT |
So, ummm. You should totally... |
So, ummm. You should totally buy a shirt.
Seriously, we have some good shit, and I need some money.
Peep a small sample of what we have to offer at
www.cafepress.com/idiotikink
Have fun, and buy buy b... Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:21:00 GMT |
So My Landlord Says... |
So the property I live on has been sold to a third party, and I have to move out in January. The catch is, the people who bought the property have to pay me just over $1300 moving expenses.
So my lan... Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:25:00 GMT |
Mr. Tharney's Dating Rules |
Tharney's Dating Rules (by The Black Jesus)
Recently, while fasting in the wilderness, A 'shrubbery' burned and The Black Jesus appeared to me and gave me Five stone tablets entitled "Tharney'... Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:23:00 GMT |