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Allyn

I know what I did last summer.

About Me

the pervert, the pathological, the prophet; purveyor of junk mail. homeowner extraordinaire. too weird to live, too rare to die. shirt slinger. i enjoy a good buffet.Check out my website - Your Team Sucks Hello.

My Interests

words, flea markets, vintage clothing, dry humor, history, politics, documentaries, the news and partying out. musicwise, i like hyper-aggressive, intricate lyrics over demonic beats, classic rock, and stuff noone's ever heard. beveragewise, i like cold water, beer, and im trying to break an addiction to soda, but cmon its delicious. i have interest in sushi and my online store. I am a capitalist.

I'd like to meet:

scarlett johansson, mink stole about 30 years ago, washington, lincoln, einstein, jesus, tesla, richard garfield, judas, taylor rain, amy poehler, sara silverman, al swearengen, kissinger, bukowski, people who appreciate a good buffet.

Music:

necro, aesop rock, the doors, sikth, the D, black sabbath, nin, and old white zombie lately (?!)

Movies:

all the time. gummo, legend, sin city, being john malkovich, the holy mountain, fight club, apocalypto. donnie darko sucked! thats right, i said it.

Television:

42 inch hitachi ultravison plasma with power swivel. now featuring: deadwood, rome, dexter, wild boys, wondershowzen, family guy, ali g, metalocalypse, the office, the news!

Heroes:

pee wee herman, johnny cash, flight 93

My Blog

2006 was a dog from hell.

i keep hearing people saying how much 2006 sucked for them and i have to agree. i dont know if people are complaining more than usual or i just notice it because we're in the same boat. too much death...
Posted by Sliced Bread On Wheels on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST

This is so friggin heavy...

WARNING: The following information may fundamentally change your outlook on life and shake your current belief system to the core. Please do not continue reading this blog if you do not have a firm gr...
Posted by Sliced Bread On Wheels on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 04:47:00 PST

Breakdancing for the Pope

This is what hip hop is all about. Keeping it real. At the Vatican. Video here. Wasnt this mentioned in the Book of Revelation? The end is nigh, folks....
Posted by Sliced Bread On Wheels on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 03:57:00 PST