About Me

The Drunken Dragons:

We are a group of like minded men and woman that enjoy life and the company of fun folks. Whether its attening Reniassance Festivals, dressing up like pirates and going off to see a movie or just sitting in someones back yard having a brewski we always have a good time.

Here be a bit of the Drunken Dragon Code

Rule ..1 Have a good time and see to it those around you do the same.
Rule ..2 Try not to piss off too many people while following Rule One.
Rule ..3 Only those following Rule One may forget Rule Four.
Rule ..4 Is always right unless alcohol is involved .. then Rule Four is questionable and Rule Five applies.
Rule ..5 When all else fails follow Rule One.
Rule ..6 We don't tend to follow rules. They're more sort of like guidelines than rules really. Parlay anyone?
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My Interests

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Create your own MySpace Countdown Counter Today!Renaissaince Faires Pirate Festivals Dickens Festivals Labryinth Balland pretty much any other occassion to dress up in a costume and drink.

I'd like to meet:

PIRATES:Samuel BellamyMaurycy BeniowskiStede BonnetAnne BonnyWilliam DampierFrancis DrakeThomas JonesWilliam KiddJean LaffiteHenry MorganJohn RackhamMary ReadBartholomew RobertsMEDIEVIL TIMES:Attila the HunAugustine of CanterburyRoger BaconThomas Ã€ BecketAnne BoleynWilliam Wallace "Braveheart"Catherine of AragonCharlemagneLeonardo da VinciVlad Draculaand a whole list of other people that I pulled names off of the internet. :-P

Music:

Poxy Boggards

Movies:

"The Knights Who Say 'Ni'" (Monty Python)
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Kilt Check 101

Handy guide borrowed from Yvette All You Ever Wanted to Know About Kilt-Checks.**(But Were Afraid to Ask.)Ah, the kilt-check. Famed in song and story, it's a renfaire traditon of sorts, much to...
Posted by Drunken Dragons on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:43:00 PST

Information before faire tomorrow

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine&and those who don’t but will after thisJ As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a ...
Posted by Drunken Dragons on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:12:00 PST

Difficult things to say when drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutio...
Posted by Drunken Dragons on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:59:00 PST

Beer Warning

Police are warning all men whofrequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautiouswhen offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'T...
Posted by Drunken Dragons on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:25:00 PST

Dear Alcohol

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by Drunken Dragons on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:50:00 PST

The Birth of the Retrosexual

The Retrosexual codeOK folks, I have had it. I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more. Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses an...
Posted by Drunken Dragons on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:48:00 PST

MAN LAWS

MAN LAWS1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelin...
Posted by Drunken Dragons on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:45:00 PST

Beer and its impact on our socio-economic system

Beer and its impact on our socio-economic systemThis Bud's for you....The division of the human family into its two distinct politicalbranches occurred some 10,000 years ago, when humans coexisted as...
Posted by Drunken Dragons on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:16:00 PST

Beer Troubleshooting

Beer Troubleshooting SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bl...
Posted by Drunken Dragons on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:58:00 PST

Famous BEER Quotes

Beer quotes Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't...
Posted by Drunken Dragons on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:32:00 PST