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About Me

The name's Rich Harrison, and along with m'mates, Tom and Harry, I'm one of the amazing Bear Suits that protect Bigby City from filth like no-carb or low-carb or whatever kind of arsery they wanna replace the White Castle sack with these days.Heh. "Sack."I'm gifted with a fabulous suit of armor that allows me incredible strength, night vision goggles and razor sharp claws. I spend my days discussing eighties TV, hanging at the local ice cream shop/comic store and protecting the good citizens of Bigby from dinosaurs, robotic movie directors and other weird foes alongside two idiots who think Shatner doesn't deserve genius recognition. Fools! FOOOLS! I smoke like Catherine-Zeta Jones's chest, have the stamina of a grizzly and the bedside manner of the same. Oi! Ladies! Once you go Bear yer bound to share.

My Interests

Beer, beer, rawk, beer, punk, comics, beer, sundaes, beer sundaes, Shatner, porn, porn and beer with Shatner (er, watching - not taking part in), kicking arse, beer, comics and long walks on moonlit beaches. I also like my afternoon stories.

I'd like to meet:

Lindsey Lohan. Or Bea Arthur. I'm not picky. Oh, but no German sex midgets... let's just say ah, there was an incident.Lookin' fer likeminded type folks that know the genius of Slurpees and have licked once - but not twice - the face of one William T. Shatner.

Music:

Listenin' to the Pistols while wankin' to Samantha Fox posters and episodes of "The Facts of Life." Mmm.... Tootie. Hook me up to deathmetalkillcrazypunkdialstoeleven ipods and I'm good for th' day.

Movies:

[LIST OF PORNOGRAPHIC TITLES CENSORED BY THE MYSPACE COMMUNITY] and KING KONG. I love me that monkey.

Television:

This could take for bloody-fucking forever. I'll email you a list or a spreadsheet. Right. An' I also might upload me boot right in yer arse.

Books:

PLANETARY, AUTHORITY, STREET ANGEL, DEMO, QUEEN AND COUNTRY, SCOTT PILGRIM-what now? Oh, BOOK books? Not comics? Er... uh... SUPERFUDGE?Is SPORTS ILLUSTRATED a book?

Heroes:

Margaret Thatcher, Winston Churchill, Shatner, Warren Ellis, Union Jack, the kid from the Subway commercials, Leon Phelps: Ladies Man and Betelguese, the midget from the Howard Stern show.

My Blog

URSA MINORS: The End

A note from URSA MINORS! creator Neil Kleid: URSA MINORS #4 is out today and the feeling is bittersweet. When the INTIMIDATORS was prematurely canceled, I felt a bit robbed of not being able to...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST

Give the Gift of Robotic Bears this Holiday Season!

Forget standing on line for the Nintendo Wii or buying another package of fruitcake - this holiday season, give the gift that keeps on giving: time travel jokes, Quantum Leap references and three...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:04:00 PST

URSA MINORS 3 - Back Cover

The book hits them stores this Wednesday and here's the back cover to whet yer appetites: ...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

URSA MINORS .3 ships NEXT week; Not today

So, apparently the helpful folks were right - URSA MINORS! #3 ships next week, November 8th. That gives you seven more days to prepare and take measures.
Posted by Richard on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:25:00 PST

URSA MINORS .3: It's ALL Treat, Baby

I mean, sure it's great if you like being scared with the chainsaw massacres, the witch burnings and the SAW that all the kids like these days. Yeah, you can spend tonight bobbing for apples and comin...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:45:00 PST

URSA MINORS' Neil Kleid drunk dials ComicCon Pulse

Would someone get this guy into a program? Jen Contino of the Pulse got URSA MINORS writer boy, Neil Kleid, all liquored up and interviewed him about the comic adaptation of my grizzily adventures: ht...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:59:00 PST

Nando's blog

Fernando Pinto, the shy, unassuming creative genius who deftly illustrates me for SLG's URSA MINORS!, now has a blog of his very own: http://nandopinto.blogspot.com/ Swing by and check out as he sketc...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:44:00 PST

URSA MINORS .4: Preorder for the Holidays!

It's that time again - the latest Diamond PREVIEWS has been released for items shipping this December. And what more do you need for the holiday season than a nice warm stocking filled with robotic be...
Posted by Richard on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:01:00 PST

Download URSA MINORS .1 for under a buck!

I'm sittin' here despite my utter hate and loathin' for all things computery to shill a deal lots of you comic junkies loaded down with ipod-y gadgety things might like: GET URSA MINORS, ISSUE ONE, FO...
Posted by Richard on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:54:00 PST

URSA MINORS! .2 in stores today; Millions die in stampede to comic store

Las Vegas Weekly called it "an idea for a comic book that's so awesome, it's hard to believe nobody thought of it before", and Warren (FELL, TRANSMETROPLITAN) Ellis said "Its actually a clever piece o...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:00:00 PST