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The X-Heroes

About Me

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The X-Heroes are the longtime protectors of Paramount City. They have saved Lunatown from the viciousness of Slithor, Mayor Rothberg from the infectiousness of Vozom, and Little Atlantis from the repulsiveness of Mr. Wiggles. Not to mention starring in commercials for Roca Cola and St. Neverstop Batteries, and their own series of action films directed by Marty Powrad. Aided by a never ending supply of wondrous weaponry from The Scientist, if it’s possible to be too good at your job then the X-Heroes were. After the action films were slowly run into the ground (finally concluding with the painful X-Heroes Conquer Mars) and super villains became scarcer, The X-Heroes found that they had battled their way into a corner. Having spent literally every penny they made on super model girlfriends, jet packs, mansions, and flying hot rods outfitted with laser guns, our heroes are now out on the street and are going to have to get creative to find a way just to survive.

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My Blog

SUBMIT to The X-Heroes "Gallery of Villainy!"

Bug-Ass by Alex BishopHey everybody,Xxero of The X-Heroes here. Since we defeated all of the supervillains in the world a few years back, we need to ask you (yes YOU) to make us some new ones. Here's ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:18:00 GMT

Change of WAR plans!

Alright, you miserable pukes! About face! This is drill instructor Colin Panetta here to give you the latest in the shake-downs and rumblings in The X-Heroes' battle plans for the War of the Inde...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 22:58:00 GMT

X-Hero involved in hip-hop cover-up scandal!

The X-Heroes were shocked to find out that Xxero, their resident electricity hurling superhero, has a side gig as a rap superstar. At first the other X-Heroes were hurt that Xxero was keeping this sid...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:37:00 GMT

X-Heroes creator opens lid on secrets of universe!

What was supposed to be just a simple podcast interview conducted by cIndyCenter.com with X-Heroes creator Colin Panetta has turned into nationwide hysteria. The infertile have become impregnated, the...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:38:00 GMT

X-Heroes to test their mettle in War of the Independents

Reprinted from TheX-Heroes.com's news page...You heard it here first, folks. Just when you thought you'd seen the last of the X-Heroes, just when you started to be able to sleep again without drenchin...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:01:00 GMT

TheXHeroes.com briefly reawakens for... Crossover Extravaganza!

The X-Heroes have made some new cyber-buddies, and the News page on TheXHeroes.com has all the dirt- and the photos to prove it! Come on over for our crossover extravaganza!You've seen TheXHeroes.com....
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:04:00 GMT

It's called a "parody" ASSHOLES

Think this is stupid? Duh. Here's a dime, kid. Go down to the corner store and buy yourself a sense of humor.
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:35:00 GMT