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Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!)

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Down the hatch

Drink up, as in "Down the hatch," said Bill, as they raised their glasses. This phrase, often used as a toast, employs hatch in the sense of "a trap door found on ships." [Slang; c. 1930]

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Döwn the Hatch

Punk Rock band whose sole purpose in being is to play as fast, offensive and bitchin’ music as possible. [Awesome; c.2006]

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Remember when your parents hated the music you listened to because it was fast and snotty, and not because it was too heavy and unintelligible? Or worse, too wussy and self absorbed?
Well, now you don’t have to dig through the ol’ brainium because Döwn the Hatch is here to fucking remind you!

With a healthy mix of skate, pop and hardcore punk, as well as a steaming load of sarcasm, humour, and drunken idiocy, DTH is ready to bust out onto the Edmonton scene and show everyone who has forgotten the music can still be fun.

YOU CAN GET OUR DEBUT FULL-LENGTH CD AT THESE FINE ESTABLISHMENTS...

Lucky Strike Tattoo -- 11847 St Albert Trail.

Blackbyrd Myoozik -- 10442 82nd (Whyte) Ave.

Megatunes -- 10355 82nd (Whyte) Ave.

we’re fuckin’ watching you...

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/18/2006
Band Website: guitarherogame.com
Band Members:

Keelan Malo-Smith - Drums & Vox & licorice

Joey Woods - Guitar & Vox & Near Beer

Bobby Millard II - Bass & vanilla sex


Influences: Two Girls, One Cup.
Sounds Like: the Spin Doctors vs. the Descendents... TO THE DEATH!!!
Record Label: Eat Shit & Die Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Disregard Joey altogether

So unlike my cohort Joseph Woods mentioned in a previous blog, we have posted a new version of Piranha with Joey singing.  So the lesson is, don't believe everything you hear from Joey.Bye allKee...
Posted by Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!) on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:45:00 PST

disreguard that last blog...

ok, so i'm a fucking liar. we're not gonna put up a new version of piranha. actually we're gonna re-record 4 or 5 of the old songs with the new changes and we're gonna release it on a limited press of...
Posted by Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!) on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:28:00 PST

NEW SHIT!!! (sort of...)

Ahoy Hoy!So here’s the skinny... Keelan just spent a bunch of money on some recording equipment so that we can do some DIY stuff and demo stuff for our upcoming album which we’re still wor...
Posted by Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!) on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:14:00 PST

What’s New

We have been recording a bunch of demo versions for our new stuff.  It’s mostly for song writing purposes, but we hope to have another done soon for us to post on to the site.  We have...
Posted by Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!) on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:15:00 PST

Farewell Liam and Johnny, the video!

Keelan here.  I am just learning for the first time how to use this myspace shit and I'm doing allright.  I posted a new video for all to watch.  It is the last bit of footage I have of...
Posted by Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!) on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:25:00 PST

Farewell!

I'm just writing a quick little thank-you to everyone that made the last year & a half a great moment in my life.  I'll never forget the group that made up the DTH crue.  You all support...
Posted by Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!) on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:30:00 PST

DTH SEEKS NEW GUITAR SLUT!

Edmonton pop/punk band seeks guitar player.Down the Hatch has been a band for almost 2 years. We released our first full-length 'I Got A Bad Feelin...
Posted by Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!) on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:35:00 PST

A bunch of shit & other crap...

Bzzzzzt. Lot's going on at DTH headquarters these days.We didn't play another show with me back on the junk, and our sweet ass New City show with New Model Army got cancelled, so we're makin' up for i...
Posted by Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!) on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 10:38:00 PST

what the dill, pickles?!

hey.hows it going?we're doing pretty good.as you can see (if you go to our page) we made it nicer to look at. also that background pic is gonna be ...
Posted by Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!) on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:19:00 PST

holy fuck! check this out!

Johnny's mom totally hooked us up with this info...www.earshot-online.com/charts/cjsr.cfm?intChartTypeID =6paste that bad boy into the ol' address box...we're only one below Dimmu fuckin' Borgir!!!!hah...
Posted by Down The Hatch(NEW OLD SONG!) on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:17:00 PST