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About Me

The Old Wives are not known for their wholesome, family-friendly image. The brothers are not all commited Evangelical Christians, their father is a former pastor, and they were homeschooled by their mother. In addition, they all famously wear purity rings on their left-hand ring finger and have vowed not to have premarital sex too often. T.s. has said that the rings symbolize "a promise to ourselves and to Jebus that we'll stay pure 'till marriage," and Drrn had stated that "it's pretty awesome, and the rings are just one of our ways of kind of like being different than everybody else out there." They started wearing the rings when their parents, Denise and Liam Sr., asked them if they wanted to. They also abstain from alcohol, tobacco, and drugs when they sleep.
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Member Since: 19/01/2008
Band Members:
'the' DRRN - Deerums/Vox/Poop
T.S -
Geeter/Vox
Liam Harvey Oswald - Vox/Geeter
Ryan Dix -
Bass/Vox

past members...

Jarret Read - Bass/Vox
Ted Wright - Bass/Vox

Influences: God damn.
Sounds Like: the Ramones & anything influenced by the Ramones.
Record Label: Eat Shit & Die Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

New Photo's and more....

Hello all.We were fortunate enough to convince Miss Bobbi Barbarich to take some live and press photo's for us.  Check 'em out in our pix!Pls visit her site at www.bobbibarbarich.caEdmonton will miss ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:04:00 GMT

Fuck Supernova Concerts Canada! Check it...

Hey errrbody.Recently, much like every other Canadian band, we were again spammed by Supernova Concerts Canada.  'Wanna play a killer show???'... I guess they forget to mention that you sell a shitloa...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:47:00 GMT

New Bass Player ... again.

Hey ya'll.We had to part ways with our incredibly busy bandmate the Reverend Theodore Charles Butch.  Pls check him out in his other wicked bands the Getdown and the James T. Kirks.The JTK are releasi...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:09:00 GMT

HEY!!! ...Pay attention fuckers.

Can I get a fuck yes!...Lot's of shit to talk about but I'll make it short.First off, errrbody gotta get ready for the Blame It's/Old Wives split release!!!The shows are on our page so stop in to chec...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:31:00 GMT

New Bass Player / New recording soon!

Well, well, well.Great news!!!We've found a new bass player... well, more like old bass player!Ted Wright, who Drrn and I have had the pleasure of playing with in Les Tabernacles has joined the band.&...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:48:00 GMT

A great mini-tour with the Hextalls...

Hey all.Well, rather than report thru the trip I'm here to let ya in on the action.I'll skip ahead the first 29 days on the tour, since the Hextalls & us oldies were fist fighting nightly over eve...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:47:00 GMT

HEXTALLS ADDED TO OLD BALLS TOUR!

Hey ya'll.ATTENTION:PENTICTON, KAMLOOPS and VANCOUVER!!!Check our page for more info.The Hextalls and the Old Wives will hit yer town end of July/beginning of August.BE THERE!We will have new recordin...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:21:00 GMT

New Photo’s from Let’s Dance 7" Release

What an amazing fucking show!the End Credits and 40 Thieves are wickedly fantastic.Let's Dance were super terrific happy hour.Ben smashed a bottle on his head.  He looked like a High School Psych...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:01:00 GMT

Our glorious leader speaks.

In the current issue of Vue Weekly.The Old Wives / Liam Harvey Oswald & the Assassination Four Old Wives and an Assassination EDEN MUNRO / [email protected] Liam Harvey Oswald has been kicking ar...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 15:18:00 GMT

1st Blog.

Hello.We’re up & running!!!Things are going really well, jammin’ for a couple months, writing a ton etc etc...We have our first show in April.It’s with our bro’s in Stand B...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:09:00 GMT