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228719951

Never trust a 6ft dwarf

About Me

37 year old teenager. Born in Dymock, live in Ledbury. In a great relationship and father to two boys,Sam a 14 year old and little Alfie a new born. I'm a huge fan of live music, mainly punk, hardcore and metal. I'm also an e-bay addict and my favourite hobby is taking the piss.»-(¯..v..¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯..v..¯)-«

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Old and new friends, and Billy Balfour the man with no name.

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more crappy jokes.

A blind man went for a job in a wood yard saying that he could identify any type of wood just by its smell. They tested him on lots of different types of wood, each time the blind man guessed correctl...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:13:00 GMT

sams poem THE DARK

I feel the pillars shake and so does my heart. I can feel it underneath and i hear many cries. I really start to fret for the other people's lives and can feel it coming in the dark. It lives. I feel ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:57:00 GMT

jokes

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "fuck off you won't bring it back". A man comes home from a trip to the amazon with a cock sucking frog. He shows it to hi...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 14:58:00 GMT