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PRMLSCRMMTHRFCKR

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About Me

"The new generation is bound, a lot, by f*cking illusion, actually. The MySpace thing... 'I've got 642,000 friends', when actually you haven't got any. That's why you're on MySpace. You haven't got any f*cking friends because if you had any f*cking friends you'd be down the pub chatting about starting a band or what's been on telly, not sat at your computer counting how many f*cking friends you haven't got".Mr Noel Gallagher, November 2006.Oh you want words from ME??? Erm...No idea.I'll add bits to the whole thing here and there as I slip along..... Myspace Layout Generator-Layoutgen.com
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My Interests

Music * Knock-a-door run * Kirby * MUFC 1878 - 2005 R.I.P

I'd like to meet:

Liam Gallagher. Eric Cantona. Yer Mum.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Greg Beirne
Birthday: 10th November (take note, Mr Foy!)
Birthplace: Manchester - God's own city
Current Location: Stockporn
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown (again, take note, Mr Foy...!!!)
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, you dirty, dirty pig
Your Heritage: Half Langley-half Gorton
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Gazelle
Your Weakness: Mrs S. Artois
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Them Baked Beans pizza's that they don't do anymore!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Being solvent at some point wouldn't be bad
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cock off
Thoughts First Waking Up: Eeeww! Your 'angin!
Your Best Physical Feature: My bum. Possibly eyes as well
Your Bedtime: Around midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: Camp Nou, Barcelona, Wednesday 26th May 1999
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither - Station Chippy (RIP) every day!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither - both give me migraines
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: I've got a mouth like a docker, madam
Do you Sing: ...like the bastard love-child of Morrissey and Cilla Black??? Yes indeed
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there and wasted two years
Do you want to get Married: The jury's still out...
Do you belive in yourself: Totally
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Don't shoot the messenger but I'm f*cking lovely sweetie darling!
Are you a Health Freak: Eranu! I live on a diet of Tizer and tripe
Do you get along with your Parents: As far as I know, yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Erm...love 'em?!...?
Do you play an Instrument: Bass, bit of guitar, even tinier bit of keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have been arseholed more times than my Grandma has farted
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes. I already told you that.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, but my Mam's a crack-head.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes and he was, well, IS a tit.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: If you consider The Arndale 'classy' enough for that term.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, in Essential, asking a guy why he was so vain he was dancing to himself in the mirrors. He was mega though!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. I have dumped though.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the Mersey in Stockport and the fountains in Piccadilly Gardens.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A pen from my boss in work.
Ever been Drunk: Oh for fu...
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I can remember!
Ever been Beaten up: Several times and been put in hospital overnight/s once...
Ever Shoplifted: No, BUT Paul and Claire Mastersystem did once.
How do you want to Die: By your side is such a heavenly way to die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A mobility scooter enthusiast with a penchant for peanut butter, feeding pigeons in town and buggery.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Japan, Aus (first sight of a spider I'm on the first flight back to Manchester).
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Jet black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 6', give or take a few inches
Weight: God knows, not 100% sure how much I weigh myself.
Best Clothing Style: Definitely indie kid, possibly slightly pretty boy-ish about it too.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Enough.
Number of CDs I own: Not counted but I'd say at least 200+.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Countless...

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Music:

The Stone Roses * New Order * Oasis * The Smiths * Happy Mondays * Primal Scream * Air * Basement Jaxx * The Beach Boys * The Beatles * Candi Staton * Chic * The Four Tops * Garbage * George Michael * Badly Drawn Boy * Justin Timberlake * Kylie * Madonna * Manic Street Preachers * NERD * The Ordinary Boys * Paolo Nutini * Pet Shop Boys * Placebo * Prince * Soulwax * The Zutons * The Buzzcocks * Joy Division * Black Rebel Motorcycle Club * Prodigy * Marvin Gaye * Kasabian * Nirvana * Doves * The Charlatans * The Beta Band * Blondie * Sunshine Underground * Yeah Yeah Yeah's * Ride * Death In Vegas * Editors * The/Verve * Rolling Stones * Jesus And Mary Chain * James Brown (R.I.P. and endless love) * Dirty Pretty Things * The Jam * Chemical Brothers * Puressence * Pulp * Sex Pistols * Curtis Mayfield * My Bloody Valentine * Motown / early 90's old-skool dance / funky-electro house

Movies:

Stand By Me * Airplane * 24 Hour Party People * Naked Gun

Television:

Shameless * This Life * Father Ted * Blackadder * Alan Partridge * Coronation Street * The Simpsons

Books:

Don't read maybe as much as I should...

My Blog

20-o-7

First, allow me to explain (rant about) the title of this blog or whatever you want to call it. The year that commences on this coming Monday will be Twenty-Oh-Seven, NOT two-thousand and se...
Posted by PRMLSCRMMTHRFCKR on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:01:00 PST

Erm...yeah...twatbag...

Still no idea what to put. Met some idols recently. New Order, The Charlatans, Wayne Rooney. Been to a few gigs - Puressence and Omerta in town (two mates are the bass player and singer respectively i...
Posted by PRMLSCRMMTHRFCKR on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

Christ tonight...

I'm currently occupied doing something else I'd much more prefer to be doing than this nonsense. That could mean anything along the lines of I'm boiling my head, pooing out a zebra or in WORK but...
Posted by PRMLSCRMMTHRFCKR on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:03:00 PST