**THE ONCE & FUTURE KING** - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hey, I'm FRANK. Well, what can I say, I luv to party 25-8, I luv life & I'm a huge nerd at heart. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask. If you're funny, I'll probably add you. Oh yeah! You'll find me at the 80's clubs on stage.. If ya see me on the dancefloor, holler at me..;)

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My Interests

My Family/peeps come first! Anything really. I'm on a quest for knowledge. Music, Cosmic Bowling, Malls, Clubs, booze, cool people, peace & luv yo.

I'd like to meet:

Party/Clubbin'/Drinkin' people/Buddies. and yes, I LOVE NERD WOMEN! Glasses and braces are SO HOT! Please write!* (Must have Masters in Thermodynamics) hehe. Anyone & everyone..

Music:

O.K. ready? Here we go: UNRELEASED SUBLIME, UNRELEASED NO DOUBT, Synth Pop, 80's, u name it minus Country yuck hehe.

Movies:

Life is Beautiful, A Clockwork Orange.. Anything with a good story.. u should recommend one to me..:)

Television:

Simpsons, Cheaters, COPS, Married with Children, Conan O'Brien, MythBusters, & Jerry Springer(90 million crackheads can't be wrong.) To Catch A Predator, The Universe, Planet Earth, TMZ, Kenny vs. Spenny..

Books:

Feng Shui for Dummies, Kama Sutra for Dummies.

Heroes:

James Cameron, Roberto Benigni, Homer Simpson, Boba Fett, Charlton Heston, Bob Barker, Hugh Hefner, girls that still wear regular undies..

My Blog

The Rolodex of LUV...

The Rolodex of LoveThe following sexual acts and descriptions are part of a fad that has run through the internet, that of coming up with the most terms for whatever extreme things you could do in bed...
Posted by **THE ONCE & FUTURE KING** on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 04:51:00 PST

My Fellow Alcoholics!

You Know You Drink Too Much When... Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you ...
Posted by **THE ONCE & FUTURE KING** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tired of chain letters???

Congratulations! Once you've opened this INFINITE BLOCKER, nothing bad can ever happen to you from chain letters again for your entire lifetime, EVER. Past & present curses are also wiped clean and th...
Posted by **THE ONCE & FUTURE KING** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pulp Fiction...

Here goes: The path of the richeous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity of goodwill, shepards the weak tho...
Posted by **THE ONCE & FUTURE KING** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST