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Commander Smoothie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am around a quarter of a century old and haven't conquered any countries. I guess that living up to the standards of Alexander the Great is harder than I originally thought.
I am a moderate skeptic yet still have some strange beliefs. If I told you what they were you would more than likely give me a tinfoil hat for my birthday.

My Interests

Computers, Books, music that doesn't suck. Try asking.

I'd like to meet:

Left handed people. Smokers, drinkers, hell raisers. Barbara Eden.

Music:

Classic Rock, Oldies, Frank Zappa, Hair Metal. My musical interests are too long to list.

Movies:

Ones that don't suck.

Television:

Lost.

Books:

Old school science fiction: Harlan Ellison, Spider Robinson, Philip K. Dick, Ray Bradbury, Terry Pratchett. Uh...some other books...you know, like the stuff you pick up at yardsales 'n stuff. I like collecting old Math/Science textbooks.

Heroes:

Dolemite

My Blog

Dear Myspace botwhoresluts,

Hay guyz! Like, I really enjoy getting all of your friend requests and hopefully we can cultivate a wonderful relationship full of meaning and passion! I can't wait to leave an awesome comment that wi...
Posted by Commander Smoothie on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST

Work

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, hadgreat fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit abig rock,...
Posted by Commander Smoothie on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:47:00 PST

Jawrb hun'in

You would think that some companies would be nice enough to at least call you back. It makes me feel like I'm worthless when they don't. Whatever happened to the ability to say "I'm sorry".Wait...don'...
Posted by Commander Smoothie on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:53:00 PST

pr0n +=NWS=+ (Not Work Safe for you internet noobs)

Oh God...I thought that it was a relatively new fetish, but apparently Japanese tentacle rape porn has been around a lot longer than I had originally thought. Behold: The Dream of The Fisherman's Wife...
Posted by Commander Smoothie on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 05:28:00 PST

I know now that I'm not crazy.

So, is it bad that I hear the music from Oblivion? It's always subtle, but I still hear it. Does that count as having "ringxiety"?From News.com.au Sir, I'm afraid it's 'ringxiety'May 29, 2006IT IS a ...
Posted by Commander Smoothie on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:11:00 PST

Oh God

This is how I spend my days off. I have no life...
Posted by Commander Smoothie on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:07:00 PST

HHHUUUURRRRRRRR!!!

Excedrin won't help that headache! Thanks somethingawful.com! If anyone knows what anime this is from please let me know. ...
Posted by Commander Smoothie on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:09:00 PST

Poll

Please write a one page essay on how this makes you feel. It makes me laugh and yes, I am going to hell....
Posted by Commander Smoothie on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 04:30:00 PST

I don't have a subject.

This reminds me of freshman year in college. Why? Wait 'till the end....
Posted by Commander Smoothie on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:43:00 PST

Its official, the internet scares me.


Posted by Commander Smoothie on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:01:00 PST