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FUNKY KONG!

AdamBomb- Real Dude... Dude Time!!

About Me


i am the dashing enigmatic six string powerhouse known as adam bomb. ^^^^^^^^^^some times i surprise my self with my heart stoppingly exciting and sometimes naughty adventures. %%%%%%%%%%%%%i allways come correct on guitar licks and parlor tricks breathing life into the funk forever.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!when i walk down the streets, everyone yells. what do they yell? "there goes the emenent funkdj/audio archeologist Adam Bomb! aka donkey rex! he is funkin up the place every sataurday from 5pm to 7 on 88.5 fm if your lickin thats wras!!!!!" ********######## 5;###i got a decal of calvin pissing on hobbes on the back of my pick up. also calvin peein in a toilet, calvin peeing on a tree, calvin peeing on a "W".!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!######� 35;#######im the nice guy and bad boy all wrapped together for your viewing listening and touching pleasure. yeah im alil cocky but i care.. and that makes it all better.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 when some one barfs at a party it is performance art to me. they barf and i give a sneer of appriciation. ########## ########## ########## ### i have very short hair and a reaapearing/dissapearing beard that turns into a chester a arthur and then baby face. i got 1 tatoo and a six pack. of milwalkees best.

My Interests

hip hop, travel, wine. candy, fun, pizza, world peace. art, science, leisure.

I'd like to meet:

the best way to handle important stuff is: [email protected] also Someone with that special jenesaykwah. old chums. girls into cheap sex and cheaper aftershave.

Music:

its gotta sound like something. like i dont have to see it. but my ears gotta tingle. it doesnt need to smell good like pizza, but i like it to sound good. some times i can feel it in my belly though like when i stand next to a subwoofer at a rave. which i attend weekly but only for the drugs and 15 year old girls.

Movies:

f*ck movies, who needs em? okay, the thing with two head is cool. and the usual suspects.

Television:

eww.. well i guess i watch it sometimes..

Books:

tao te ching, the muskrat eeekerball diarys. whoodie laba doo doo. the adam bomb story. the ryan dale masterbation and jug pissing papers. onion camp cooking in the mosh pit. tao te ching, fast food nation.

Heroes:

jason greene, cosy sean, jimi hendrix, genisis p-orridge, tuck andruss, brian prost, dennis coffey, dorothy ashby and mike vinner.

My Blog

ah and life starts anew.

ah yes . here i am after the big weekend. having drained my life essence only to get drunk and shake it off. only to use that power to recharge my self. the benefit, history day, ah what a sucsess. s...
Posted by FUNKY KONG! on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:44:00 PST

lkjdgf;lkjdsl;ksf;l;ls;lksa met sepa du

:whoa: i have a cool neck tatoo.
Posted by FUNKY KONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

athens is defeated

reid rich the champion of athens!
Posted by FUNKY KONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST