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Shelly

A Dorky White Chick

About Me

Grrrr....Big empty text boxes!What ever happened to the one word answer?The answer is "Purple".Thats all you really need to know about me...

My Interests

Loud singing in the car, annoying the hell out of my employer, writing mindless drivel, cooking, drinking martinis, etc.

I'd like to meet:

* * * * * *Really, I'm just here for the food. * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Music:

I'm pretty sure this space isn't big enough to list all of the stuff that makes me say "OH! I love that song!", because there are a million of those, so...use your imagination. I'm one of those annoying people that likes the stuff you've never heard of.

Movies:

Subtle. Or visually interesting. Or both.

Television:

Sopranos, Torchwood

Books:

Thumbsucker (Kirn) David Sedaris (anything) Natalie Goldberg (anything) Wicked, and Son of a Witch

Heroes:

Uh...There are many. For many reasons. Mostly tiny reasons that are missed on the first or second go-by. And I enjoy them for a while, and then am introduced to another. People can be pretty amazing.

My Blog

Go On, Go Ga-Ga

My best friend and I were discussing all the incredible things your significant others ask you to do, that, in retrospect, are not things you should be asking of someone you should worship and ...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:54:00 PST

Conversation With My Dog

           Dog:  (I have to pee!)         & nbsp; Me:  I know, I know, calm down!  OK, we'r...
Posted by Shelly on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:49:00 PST

That’s Dumb/That’s Cool...

Its the pet-peeve anti-peeve post!   Whoooo-Hooooo!Dumb:  People who back into their parking spots at work every morning.  If your job is so awful that you simply cannot tolerate t...
Posted by Shelly on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:47:00 PST

You Must Be Joking...

I should just listen to that inner voice when it tells me to smack someone.  I'd feel so much better.I was online and noticed that someone who went to Enter The Haggis....someone who won FREE tic...
Posted by Shelly on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:59:00 PST

Perhaps A Bit Of A Drunken Party

First, the kissy-face picture....you knew there was going to be one of those, right??Do we love you, Miss Sarah?  Yes we do...you are completely insane, in a good way.  Quick!  More w...
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:57:00 PST

Here’s The Wind-Up

We have reached the time where I am going to stop worrying about Enter The Haggis.Not that I worried about them, in particular...I think they are just fine without my little freak-outs. But, here is w...
Posted by Shelly on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:27:00 PST

Enter The Haggis Poster--Want One?

This is a venue poster for Enter The Haggis, a show we are promoting on November 8th.  Looks PURDY in 11x17, but we've also printed up a bunch on 8.5x11 paper, for tucking into those tight places...
Posted by Shelly on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:08:00 PST

Haggis Mode

The page is showing evidence of stumbling into Haggis mode....We have a great show coming, Thursday, November 8--Enter The Haggis.This is my personal baby...my pet project.  Because why bring a b...
Posted by Shelly on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

Girl 102

I took my car apart yesterday. Of course, when I say "took apart", you must understand that Girl Speak is implied, meaning, what actually happened was that I lifted the hood, propped it open, looked a...
Posted by Shelly on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 07:04:00 PST

SPAMALOT

Does anyone ever actually read their spam mail folder?  Anyone?  Just for fun?  Well, I'll try anything once...These are actual subject lines from actual spam mail that I actually rece...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:51:00 PST