Cider, fags, beer, gash, rum, music, more cider, meat based products, sambuca, general ridiculousness, gussets and gibbons (that'd be a great band name!) Am quite partial to a bit of soccer too, though far to wobbly to attempt to play it!! Been a Liverpool supporter for many a year now, old bastard that i am. Nevermind.
I'd like to meet:
Bob Carolgees,
Dale Winton, Pob, Bill Bailey, Grandad Roberts and his son Elvis (come on Elvis, sing like the King!),
Nelson Mandela (let's get muntered) and his mad wife, Noddy Holder, Henry Sellars (I MADE the BBC), Bernard Matthews,
Fireman Sam, The man from Del Monte, Mr Kipling(so i could tell him his cakes are shit and he's a cunt), Billy Ray Cyrus, Kelly Osbourne (for she is lovely), Any/all of Def Leppard, James Harries (pre-op),
Des O' Connor, Rick Astley, Noddy Fishwick off Byker Grove, Terry Wogan, Dave Benson Phillips,
Dusty Bin, Father Fintan Stack,
Bob Holness, Greg Scott from Quizmania, Barry Scott,
John Barnes, Tony Hart(would say Rolf Harris but already met him coz i'm great),Morph, JR Hartley,
the list is endless. And nonsense.
Music:
Rancid, Pennywise, The Clash, Discipline, Sublime, The Bones, Reel Big Fish, The Damned, Zebrahead, Transplants, Dead Kennedys, NOFX, The Casualties, Goldfinger, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Deadline, Suicidal Tendencies, Ska-P, Agnostic Front, UK Subs, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Ramones, Cock Sparrer, Snuff, Lagwagon, 4ft Fingers, Anti Nowhere League, The Specials, Madness, King Prawn, Porcupine Tree, No Fun At All, Rush, AC/DC, Guns 'n' fuckin' Roses, Mad Caddies, Scissor Sisters(no, really!), Van Halen, any old shit really, as long as it aint emo bollocks. Or jazz. If i like it, that's good enough for me.
Movies:
Bollocks to films, who do ya think i am, Bop? Will pretty much watch anything, as long as i got a beer to hand, but The Crow, Pirates of the Carribbean and The Commitments are pretty cool. Oh, and Josie and the Pussycats!!
Television:
Funny stuff is always good. You can't go far wrong with a bit of Father Ted, The Fast Show, Two Pints of Lager, Bo Selecta, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers etc. Have recently got into Family Guy, (The Skinhead is always right!)Used to have a strange passion for Quizmania too, til they took it off air, the bastards! Glitterball? Load of old bollocks.Soda Pop
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Books:
Aint read a book since school, although P'tang yang kipperbang and Kes were very good. And Paul Di'Anno's autobiography is always good for a chuckle! These beer gogs aint great for enjoying a bit of literature really though. Generally cant see fuck all, let alone read a book! Dirty books don't count though, right?!?!
Heroes:
The great Matthew Jessop, plain and simple. Though Ibbo is a bit of a legend. And you have to admire the tremendous thirst of Father Jack Hackett! What a guy!
Ah,Ibbo and Bop, it don't get any better than that!!!
