Kicking puppies, sleeping, reading, eating, beheading intergalactic demon overlords
Movies:
The ones with intergalactic demonic overlords. Unfortunatly there are no movies about kicking puppies. Damn.
Television:
Is a good substitute for the unavaliable puppie-kicking movies. Watch portuguese prime-time TV and get your inteligence kicked instead.
Books:
I believe there is a shortage in books featuring beheaded intergalactic demonic overlords, but I heard that reading a book by Margarida Rebelo Pinto is just as cruel as kicking puppies.
Heroes:
Emperor Ming, the emperor and Darth Vader, Ghengis Khan, The Punisher, Lex Luthor, Joker, Aku from samurai Jack, the guy that doesn't move from DAF, Lemmy, Ozzy, Iggy, my baby niece.