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I come from just outside of the Earth's solar system; take an immediate left and it's the 4th planet on the right called 12 Volt. I grew up in a small village that we call Wierdsville. This is were I attended my first 10 years of Oomph and Zing- School of What Could Possibly Happen, I concentrated in Plugging and Chugging. My dad got volunteered to come to Earth on a mission to find life, if any, that existed on the planet. Sure enough, we found a "shit-ton" of life. We enjoyed it so much here on Earth that we decided to stay. Over the last few years I have become extremely successful with my own business, Fleshy a Fare, where I specialize in selling human flavored tofu.