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the REAL j.Kemble

jkemble

About Me


online at:
ironic Bastard.net
go straight to Redefine mutherfucka

"Everything you've ever heard about me is true, especially the contradictory stuff."
-j.Kemble, the Real ironic Bastard, circa 2005

My Interests

Immortality , time travel and a whole lot of moonshine .
"Where did I start?"

I'd like to meet:

as many different people as I can, different being the word here.
offer void and null all ass-holes, jerks and shit-heads. bastards ok.

Heroes:

Las Vegas

My Blog

maybe

Yup. Someday maybe ...
Posted by the REAL j.Kemble on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:37:00 PST

Adjustment period

...deep inside my brain there was always this "what if" scenario, about my Gma, the only person who has never done me wrong in my life, and has always come to my rescue despite the sacrifice. I toyed ...
Posted by the REAL j.Kemble on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:46:00 PST

How I spent my Summer

Okay, it's over. I've had all the summer I can take, so I'm calling it done for me. It was a great year though, much better than last year. I would have to say a summer of extremes for me. Here's a b...
Posted by the REAL j.Kemble on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:43:00 PST

it started with bannana bread...

oh yeah summer. as cliche as it sounds, these truly are the best of times and the worst of times. My weight loss since the divorce has started getting people concerned, even people I hardly know. even...
Posted by the REAL j.Kemble on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:45:00 PST

Update!

...so, here's the latest, got back from visiting miscellaneous family on on my all state tour, always fun with a rental car. Found out the divorce screwed me up more than I thought. I felt like I was ...
Posted by the REAL j.Kemble on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:10:00 PST

Going Away...

Everything moves away; the universe is moving away. We slide thru time, moving past people and places, on our own collision course with the end. Nothing is permanent, and everything dies a little ever...
Posted by the REAL j.Kemble on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

Changes (again)

I don't know if I said this, but after the bike crash everything fell apart, lost jkemble.net to a hostel corporate take over ( they wanted my top Google spot ), some other crap that you may or may no...
Posted by the REAL j.Kemble on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

luck changes...

...so, the results are in on the bike crash: three fractured ribs, hairline, but still sore.Which, I'm okay with, it's kind of cool. Bragging rights and all. but then I go to check my email and I get ...
Posted by the REAL j.Kemble on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

Ouch! the crash

For some reason, I just felt funny all day. I knew something was going to happen. At work I couldn't stop talking about this girl who always fell down. I just kept on it all day. I could see the sun c...
Posted by the REAL j.Kemble on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST

the Crazy Dog story

I heard this story today, I don't know how real it is, but I like to believe it. It all starts with two highly sought after pedigreed dogs. The dogs are identical twins in every way except one is craz...
Posted by the REAL j.Kemble on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST