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About Me

I still like jokes that end in "your welcome". I enjoy potty humor, meaning jokes actually involving toliets or bidets. I was born in state called Ohio, and a city called Middletown. I like to act like I can write and cook. I like to act smarter than I am. I like to watch reality shows like Project Runway and the design shows on HGTV/TLC and critique the designers and say I could do it better even though I have no design experience. I love my wife and brand new baby boy.

My Interests

I like lots of things.

I'd like to meet:

David Letterman, Larry David, Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Garrison Keillor, Bruce Willis, George Clooney, Ryan Adams, U2, People who think I am awesome, and People who are changing the world.

Music:

Ryan Adams, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, U2, Bob Dylan, Arcade Fire, The Killers, Kanye West, Muddy Waters, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Queen, Jimmy Buffett, The Beatles, Moby, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Albert Hammond Jr., The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Jesse Malin, Ben Kweller, Elvis, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra

Movies:

Mostly R rated ones.

Television:

Amazing Race, Survivor, Grey's, The Office, 30 Rock, Wipeout, The Apprentice, Every show on Bravo, Design Shows, Cooking Shows, Big Brother, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, SNL

Books:

Fill me with knowledge.

Heroes:

World Changers, Peace Lovers, Family, Friends

My Blog

Why must people be douchey?

So I was at The Killers concert last night, way the hell out in the suburbs of Chicago at a place called the Sears Centre. Thats not a typo, it's spelled with an re, instead of an er ...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:59:00 PST