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marisa

I don't love, i heart.

About Me


Free Countdown Clocks at WishAFriend.com ..HOT Myspace LayoutsMy name is Mamasita. That's what some hispanic man yelled out of his car at me this morning. I'm short. People say that I'm funny. I'm cute, but probably cause i'm short. I'm 100% Italian. My parents home in NY is primarily beige. I grew up eating dinner on Sundays at 2pm. I have a thing for fat asian babies, which is probably not healthy. They are adorable. I love to laugh and enjoy my life. My mother is obsessed with Oprah and Celine Dion. I'm obsessed with macaroni and cheese and Pat Benatar. I'm scared of ET and dentists that want to perform root canals on me. I love doctors that give me free samples of zyrtec and z-packs. I wear socks to bed only if my feet are cold. I like the eliptical machine at the gym. My mother is from Rome. I'm a fan of Jack Daniels, Diet Mountain Dew, Hires root beer, black licorice and mallo cups. My friend Tony likes to read my profile. My father likes to sing Sinatra songs into my hairbrushes. You can put me in room of 250 strangers and I'll know everyone by the end of the night. I have very small hands (people like to tell me that often). I have the worst sense of direction in the world. I HATE onions, especially on a salad. I grew up watching Jimmy Connors, Chris Evert and Jennifer Capriati play tennis. I always have a collection of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Spray in the fridge. I call rabbits, hoppity hoppities cause that's what they do. I enjoy casino gambling and winning jackpots. I play a mean game of skip-bo and cheat at monopoly. I would like to win a trip to Puerto Rico one day. I'll play Ms. Pac Man for hours, but only the fast version. I think sugar free grape koolaid is DELICIOUS. I have a hard time saying the name Peggy Babcock 5 times fast. You just tried to say Peggy Babcock 5 times fast, admit it. I'm the type of girl who'd tell you if you have spinich stuck in your teeth. I took piano lessons for 8 years and all I can play is Jimmy Crack Corn. My brother is 35 and still chases me around the house as the elephant man. I cried when Andre Agassi retired. I like to smile. I once beat an asian at ping pong. I like writing on napkins. I will never jump out of a plane for fun. The discovery health channel is addicting. I prefer the window seat. I like the smell of sulfur. I believe black is a color. I know all the words to Biz Markie's song, Just a Friend. Some people call me mouse. I laugh at myself a little too much, oh and I still like fat asian babies.BEST CARD EVER.

My Interests

Tennis, music, peapods, movies, scratch off tickets, colorstay lipsticks, Forensic files, Italia, tomatoes, SNL, on demand, chickens, llamas, goats, funny people, spell check, ping pong, photography, ikea, I Can't Believe it's Not Butter Spray, mamas cooking, pasta, Discovery Health channel, channel 40 weather on the ones, black licorice, good music, and the wheel of fortune slot machines.

I'd like to meet:

Judy Wang (CLTV news), Mighty Mouse, Will Ferrell, Mr. Jack Daniels, Rodney Dangerfield, Old friends, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, The person who invented Macaroni and Cheese, Gilda Radner, Marisa Tomei, Punky Brewster, Jennifer Hudson, Clay Aiken. (shut up, i like him) Rosie O'Donnell, Andre Agassi, My grandfather, Jennifer Capriati, My grandmother, Danny Devito, Roberto Bennini, The Nina, The Pinta and the Santa Maria, Jimmy Connors, Andy Garcia, Neil Geraldo, Ryan Stiles, a good dentist, and a fat asian baby with glasses.

Music:

Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo, REM, Old Madonna, 80's, Sinatra, Lou Monte and maybe just a pinch of country. (just a pinch though)

Movies:

Godfather .. 2, The best of SNL Christopher Walken, Soapdish, Elf, Walk the Line, March of the Penguins, Moonstruck, Willow, Dreamgirls, Dave, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show and Legally blonde.

Television:

Old Punky Brewster re-runs. Don't worry, Cherri got stuck in the fridge but she's ok now.

Books:

I like to reread my 4th grade journal. It makes me laugh.

Heroes:

My mother and father.