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Hi, my name is Elle, and I'm a 22 year old University of Houston graduate. I graudated this spring, with a BA in English and a minor in psychology. I'm married to a wonderful man named Steven, and we were married on 5 May, 2007, in front of lots of our wonderful friends and family!
Steve & I live in a townhouse, with our roommate, Patrick, here in Bellaire, Houston, and we're very eager to get out. Living so close to downtown has quickly lost its charm. We're hoping to move to the south side of town when our lease is up, around the end of May.
To sum it up quickly, I pretty much have no life at all right now. I'm working on starting a career and lookind for a new apartment. But, assuming I have a free moment, you can probably find me behind one of my toys, wasting my time doing things like writing excessively long introductory paragraphs. I love my pwnderful Dell XPS, my bitchin' Fujitsu LifeBook, and I couldn't live without my SideKick.
My husband works nights, for Home Depot, so I have a lot of alone time at night. To pass the time, I watch tons of cartoons, mostly Futurama & Family Guy, and I play theSims2 an unhealthy amount. In my defense, though, I don't play nearly
as much as Steven & Patrick play the life draining waste that is WoW. At this point in my life, I find it more exciting to live vicariously through simulated humans than to spend time trying to make friends with people for real. I also enjoy taking silly self-pictures
of myself. I'm sure you'll get to enjoy plenty of those if you truly know me.
If you've gotten this far, and you still want to add me, you need my last name or email address. If you don't know my last name, here's my email:
[email protected]
→CLUE
→the Breakfast Club
→Harold & Kumar Go to WhiteCastle
→the Phantom of the Opera
→Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
→WICKED
→American Beauty
OK, I have a HIGHLY scheduled television programming regimine... SO GET A PENCIL AND PAPER!
→8am-1pm: LifeTime for the Golden Girls, and "Long-since-been-solved Mysteries"
→1pm-8pm: Nickelodeon for Cartoons, then, same channel but slight name change...
→8pm-8am: Nick at Night coz I LOVE the Cosby Show and Roseanne and stuff!
→Anthem
→Animal Farm
→Lovely Bones
→1984
→Brave New World
→Farenheit 451
I love:
→my mommy
→my daddy
→my president