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*Jacob*

The paradisiacal embodiment of forlorn pulchritude

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I miss being a fit, attractive model.The few pictures I take lately are goofy. I miss taking my own picture for whatever stupid reason and Phusion gatherings. Not only are they not biting, I'm just no...
Posted by *Jacob* on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:39:00 PST

Mmmmmm am I a bad person, or is she just a BIIITCH...

So, my friend Alex's sister randomly IM'd me this afternoon. How'd she get my screen name? I'm not entirely sure. She insists it was given to her, but I doubt that. However, Alex's rebuttal to the mer...
Posted by *Jacob* on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

Finally, another picture update

OK everyone, I know I've been behind, but I'm FINALLY posting a whole slew of new pictures...which MEANS...here are the oldies. :)Trashy Hotel[Guest] Room (August 20, 2006)*Heather*: August 22, 2006 ...
Posted by *Jacob* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:12:00 PST

How to stab a Jacob in the heart.

Where did I go wrong? I lost a friendsomewhere along in the bitterness andI would have stayed up with you all night,had I known how to save a life. I found out where I did go wrong,long after you were...
Posted by *Jacob* on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:42:00 PST

Jacob schools, Epilogue

I passed out at eight from sheer exhaustion and just woke up around 12:30am and took off my clothes. I also found this in my inbox, which I GUESS could be called 'Johnathan Andrew's Missing Motive'. I...
Posted by *Jacob* on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:09:00 PST

The Jacob Schools Trilogy comes to a sappy close.

Turns out old J. Andrew (Jonathan, apparently) DID feel the urge to make this a trilogy. Maybe it's because I've been up since seven PM yesterday, or maybe since this is out of Primetime hours I feel ...
Posted by *Jacob* on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:35:00 PST

Jacob schools, Part 2! Oh, J. Andrew...

Can you believe he responded? And he tried to cop an attitude....tsk tsk.So I don't know why this kid is bothering me so, but I just feel this NEED to put him in his place. I mean, not that I'm some k...
Posted by *Jacob* on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:15:00 PST

You wanna see Jacob pissed? Follow J.Andrew here. He got served.

You all know the kind of person I am. I'm not angry, I'm not conceited, I'm not a bitch.HOWEVER, you try to 'school me' with what you think you know about fashion? Check it:----------------- Original ...
Posted by *Jacob* on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:36:00 PST

Gay people DO deserve to be couples and deserve associated rights, yo.

Ok, so you guys know how often I bother with politics. I'd avoid it altogether, if I could, but unfortunately this sort of makes a difference about my future. For those of you NOT in-the-know with rec...
Posted by *Jacob* on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:50:00 PST

'Life in the 1500s' from Jeanine's awesome Bulletin

LIFE IN THE 1500'SThe next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s:...
Posted by *Jacob* on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:46:00 PST