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Jennifer

Just because I'm not watching, doesn't mean I'm not paying attention

About Me

I'm a webdesigner, a poet, a gypsy princess, a squirrel, an artist, and any number of other roles. I don't intend to use this space for anything other than connecting with friends. So if you're looking for updates on my life, the universe, or anything, you're in the wrong place.

My Interests

Music I can dance to, books that aren't boring, movies of all kinds (even bad ones). Drinking, making beautiful things, and seeing the look on someone's face when something I've created makes them happy.

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent people in general interest me. I generally don't care what your politics, religion, or interests are, so long as you're willing to speak intelligently and rationally with me about them. Expect me to disagree. Because I'm contrary like that.
PLEASE NOTE: While I have "dating" listed in my interests, I'm also not interested in getting messages from just any random person. If you want to get to know me better for the purposes of dating, please be sure to read this list of things that will cause me to automatically reject you.
- Smoking. I'm allergic. Deal with it.
- Kids. I want 'em, but not someone else's.
- Bad spelling and/or grammar. I have a degree in English, people.
- A professed love for George Bush. I'm a conservative liberal. Which here in Texas makes me a damned hippie.
- The words "Nice guy," "Pimp," "Prince Charming," racial slurs, or any word which could be used to insult a woman who just shot you down in a bar.
Aaaaand... 5 minutes after putting this up, I've already got a new rule.
- Empty profiles. Especially empty profiles with nothing but girls for friends. If I don't know anything about you, why would I bother to add you? At least have the guts to send me a message or something. Sheesh.
New/Old Rule: I don't friend people I don't know. If you want me to friend you, you better be willing to send me a message. "Hey, How R U? Yr cute." doesn't cut it with me, re-read the above if you can't figure out why. I am looking to meet new people, but you have to actually put effort into it.

Music:

Rock, pop, alternative, country that doesn't whine about what's been lost, and rap that doesn't insult women. Classical, oldies, and 80s. Electronica, syth, gothic. And while I don't mind getting friend requests from bands because I like to hear new music, I probably won't approve them.

Movies:

Practical Magic, Princess Bride, and Moulin Rouge. Die Hard, The Transporter, and Knockaround Guys. Spiderman, X-men, and The Incredibles. The Chronicles of Riddick, all of the Star Trek movies (even the bad ones), and the original versions of the first three Star Wars movies (Han shot first!).

Television:

Lost (catching up), Heroes, Law and Order (except for CI), Psych when it's on, Eureka when I can catch it, and Top Chef.

Books:

Horror, Sci-Fi, poetry, mysteries, fantasy, and sometimes "men's adventure." Though not if the author is just writing about a more dashing and adventurous version of himself (I'm looking at you, Clive Cussler!).

My Blog

Fuel Concert!

OMG GREATEST CONCERT EVAR!!!  So no shit, there we were in Hurricane Harry's.  Now, we arrived early, so it was mostly seat campers, looking for a prime spot.  Whitney and I played some...
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:55:00 PST

RULES FOR IMing THE SQUIRREL

  It looks like it's time again for....  RULES FOR IMing THE SQUIRREL!  Before reading these rules, please consider this:  If they offend you, you're probably on this list.1) If yo...
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST

Standards

Match.com, OKCupid, MySpace, and EHarmony all agree.  It's not that there aren't guys out there for me.  It's that MY STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGH.Apparently, there aren't any college educated, no...
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST

Stupid

Okay, I officially HATE MySpace.  Not only does it not recognize "Texas A & M" when you search for schools, but it also doesn't *keep* the damn thing on my list of schools once I did find it....
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST