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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. Pimps spit in my mouth. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try [email protected] the quiz:
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Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh .. width="425" height="350" ..
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My Interests

puzzles, long walks along the beach followed by a candel lit diner, getting caught in the rain, looking through photo albums and jacking off to desperate housewives...
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Music:

TOP BANDS THIS WEEKhuge (support!) aussie hip hop head - love it all hilltops, muph+pluto, bias , matty b, brad strut, pegz, delta all fuckn sick love most music house hip-hop chill, good tunes are good tunes other favourites would be: avalanches, beastie boys, rage against the machine, bob dylan, beatles, dj shadow, white stripes, nas, lupe fiasco, buzzcocks, mars volta, everything......everything...

Movies:

ooooooo...donnie darko, stand by me, human traffic, fear and loathing in las vegas, dont be a menace to south central :/MISSING TEXT..: .. width=

Television:

THE SOPRANOS, family guy, scrubs, arrested development, HEROES I FARKIN LOVE , lost, spicks and specks, south park, all the old school tv shows i.e gumby, captian planet etc Take the quiz:
Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?

Red Ranger
You are the Red Ranger, you are Jason. Your weapon is the power sword. You are the T-Rex and the Gorrila.

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Books:

dont read much, i do like quite american though which is what we read for school. and to be a tool ill say porn...yeah cool...alrght...ok

Heroes:

super ted, banana man, fonz, burnt face manRATM - BULLS ON PARADE This microphone explodes, shattering the moldsYa either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha Fuck off tha commodeWit tha sure shot, sure ta make tha Bodies dropDrop an don't copy yo, don't call this a co-optTerror rains drenchin', quenchin' tha thirst of Tha power donsThat five sided fist-a-gonTha rotten sore on tha face of mother earth gets biggerTha triggers cold empty ya purseThey rally round tha familyWith a pocket full of shellsWeapons not food, not homes, not shoesNot need, just feed the war cannibal animalI walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a libraryLine up to tha mind cemetaryWhat we don't know keeps tha contracts alive an movin'They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove 'emWhile arms warehouses fill as quick as tha cells Rally round tha family, pockets full of shellsRally round tha familyWith a pocket full of shellsBulls on parade