a man walks into a bar and says... |
whose this band that are playing?
and the bar tender says.. this be simon kelly and the mighty donkey trumpet cupsand the man says what are they some kind of joke?and the bar tender says .. well no ac... Posted by Simon Kelly on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:55:00 PST |
greasing the karma police |
yo whats up lovelys??? i been on tour for the last couple of weeks, sampling some the more challenging sleeping arrangement in sydney and melbourne.. last night was the first uninterupted sleep ... Posted by Simon Kelly on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:20:00 PST |
the land thats gert by sea |
this flag waving patriotism that has taken over australia in the last few years is a curious thing....
not only curious but quite disturbing as well, as it seems that the majority of people that drape... Posted by Simon Kelly on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:23:00 PST |
carly simon and ice muthafukn T walk into a bar... |
do you know what i really hate?
no tell me what you really hate.....
that song 'your so vain'
yeah i know the song, it was a big hit in the 70s... Carly Simon wrote it didnt she?
yeah i think she wrot... Posted by Simon Kelly on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:53:00 PST |
who am i? |
i just posted a bullitien complaining about how forgettable i must be, then thought i must sound like a whinging little self centred bitch, so i thought i would take the time to explain myself... ... Posted by Simon Kelly on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:20:00 PST |
rockin the radio |
i am hosting the roots programme on rtr fm in perth now, it is on sunday from 6-8 pm perth time.... you can tune in to 92.1fm if you in the perth metro area or rtrfm.com.au to stream it online,&n... Posted by Simon Kelly on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:02:00 PST |
tribal astronaut wants to meet you |
The Simon Kelly Band's new album is now ready for public consumption.. 12 tracks of goody goodness featuring performances from some of perths funkiest cats! it can lull you to sleep or woop your... Posted by Simon Kelly on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST |
dont worry he happy |
i just thought i would take the time to put an end to a nasty rumour that has been circulating around the dingy pubs of western australia... the rumour being that bobby mcferrin committed suicide.&nbs... Posted by Simon Kelly on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:38:00 PST |
help me gondwana lady..your my only hope |
So in the great tradition of musicians thinking they know shit about shit here is my humble musings on human evolution, or how did we end up floating around space on this little blue ball we call eart... Posted by Simon Kelly on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST |
the sticky end of the point being? |
2007 started in a blur of touring , recording, gigs, moving, working and partying then all of a sudden it stopped.. so i did what all aspiring artists do and started a commercial venture s... Posted by Simon Kelly on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:43:00 PST |