Brendan

My favorite thing:Apparently...:Oh shit:IT'S MAJOR:Me and Graig are going to go on a killing spree with this:The best/worst thing I've ever seen in my life:Best song to dance around in your underwear to EVER:I like to maintain a balance between compassionate humanitarianism and pure unapologetic elitism (it's not about money, it's about behavior... RECOGNIZE). I enjoy: sleeping in, HUGE designer sunglasses, and going out to lunch and/or dinner. I strongly believe in a smart cocktail after work. Or a stupid cocktail. I don't discriminate. I love Madonna WAY more than you... just trust me (and everyone else I know). I'm pumped my parents didn't throw me down a well like Baby Jessica in the 80s, because not only could I have fit down there then, but I would probably still fit now. I think Victoria Beckham is MAJOR! The woman can do no wrong! I own a VHS copy of "Death Becomes Her" which was personalized/autographed by Meryl Streep herself, on which she wrote: "To Brendan..." on her own body, and then: "Love, Meryl Streep" on Goldie Hawn's body. Yup! I CLEARLY also own a freshly autographed copy of "Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark", and I also have a photograph with her. Between meeting her and Lady Miss Kier, I am the self-proclaimed "Best D-List Celebrity Stalker" EVER!!! (RuPaul, WATCH OUT!!!) I like mint chocolate chip ice cream, nice weather, and the smell of boys' t-shirts. I hate alarm clocks, dirty laundry, and people that, for some reason or another, lack any social graces and/or manners. Just kidding... I only like chicks who have no social graces, I think they're fascinating slash amazing. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves... just teasing. I'm the most introverted extrovert you will ever meet. I love music so much that sometimes I can only listen to about 30 seconds of a song before I get too excited for the next song and have to change it. I'm kind of the same way with movies, too. If I sound unhappy, it's probably because I am. I hate to disappoint all of you who think that I am just putting up some social fantastic plastic version of myself, but essentially I am pretty traditional, maybe even conservative... not like church-going pearl-wearing conservative, but you catch my drift. Maybe "old-fashioned" is the word (or the two-word-hyphenate! 3). I love Sundays, but probably only because it's socially acceptable to be drunk at noon... not that that has stopped me before, but I'm just saying. Now might be a good time to add that I'm not particularly socially acceptable. I will pretty much do or say ANYTHING to make my friends laugh, no matter how shameless, degrading, or out of control I have to get. My sense of humor has been described as "sick", but I think it's just that most people take life way too seriously. If you watch the "Madonna: Drowned World Tour 2001" DVD during "Beautiful Stranger", you can see me in the eigth row, if you look close (P the fuck S, that's the only way you'll get me to admit I've been to Detroit!). My favorite punctuation mark is an ellipsis... I have a love/hate relationship with pretentious people, and like to be a tad bit passive/aggessive, just for entertainment value. People without a good sense of humor or ingenuine people may as well not exist. Or at least get laid a few times and maybe lighten the fuck up. I don't get what it means when people wear disgusting clothes and then say they "only dress up" in "real life" (???). I also find it fucked up that the most shallow, selfish, and judgemental people are the ones who accuse everyone else of being shallow, selfish, and judgemental. And last but not least... everyone needs to pull over.