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About Me

"I am come of a race noted for vigor of fancy and ardor of passion. Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence -- whether much that is glorious -- whether all that is profound -- does not spring from disease of thought -- from MOODS of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect. They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. In their gray visions they obtain glimpses of eternity, and thrill, in waking, to find that they have been upon the verge of the great secret. In snatches, they learn something of the wisdom which is of good, and more of the mere knowledge which is of evil. They penetrate, however rudderless or compassless into the vast ocean of the `light ineffable,' and again, like the adventures of the Nubian geographer, `agressi sunt mare tenebrarum, quid in eo esset exploraturi.' We will say, then, that I am mad. I grant, at least, that there are two distinct conditions of my mental existence -- the condition of a lucid reason, not to be disputed, and belonging to the memory of events forming the first epoch of my life -- and a condition of shadow and doubt, appertaining to the present, and to the recollection of what constitutes the second great era of my being." - Edgar Allan Poe
I am Agonistic
I'm not sure if God exists, and I don't care.
For me, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
I'd rather focus on what I can control - my own life.
And I tend to resent when others "sell" religion to me. What's Your Religious Philosophy?Morally bankrupt and proud of it, I find everything funny and I don't take anything seriously. I'm too smart for my own good and usually too dumb to recognize it. But, in contrast to all that you have learned so far, I am a chivalrous gentleman in the classic sense.I live in Florida and I hate this godforsaken swamp!AIM username MaltyDawg
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My Interests

I like to play pool, throw darts, do shots, smoke green, get kicked out of clubs, annoying the easily annoyed, amusing the easily amused, making terrible first impressions. I enjoy writing. I like watching movies nobody else likes and listening to music no one has ever heard of.I also play World of Warcraft entirely too much. Character: Orms, Human Palladin, Ner'Zhul server.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people with interesting pictures and interesting blogs. Younger women who dig older men. Older women who dig younger men. Women my age that don't like Coldplay. Fun people. Port St. Lucie is a very boring and lonely place. I'd like to meet my dad. I'd also like to meet your mom.

Music:


The Cure Shares My Taste in Music

See their whole playlist here (iTunes required)
Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?
My Musical Tastes Match: Nicole Kidman

See her whole playlist here (iTunes required) What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

Many have called me to hard to please when it comes to movies, but my requirements for movies are so simple. All I ask is that the characters be of reasonable intelligence -- at least smart enough so that I could spend half an hour with them with slight interest. If not intelligent, then they should be kooky, or stupid in some original way, or even sexy will do. But if they bring nothing to the party, my response is obvious: Why make a movie about them?Some of my favorites include:Donnie Darko, Repo Man, everything by John Carpenter (except Vampires, that was weak), Natural Born Killers, The Station Agent, The Usual Suspects, Office Space, Super Troopers and Club Dread, Snatch, and Night of the Living Dead.

Television:

TV rots your brain. Except for Everything on Adult Swim, The Daily Show, and House M.D. Those shows kick all sorts of ass!

Books:

Choose your own Adventure!!! Seriously though: The Complete works of Edgar Allan Poe, The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger, Crashing The Party by Ralph Nader, The Goldwater Reader, Michael Moore's entire catalog (I'm not a pinko, I just think he's funny),and any other Political Science entry with some humor and insight. I also enjoy the psychedelic works of Madeline L'Engle (I know it's a little middle-schoolish). I'm honestly more of a magazine reader: Newsweek, Maxim, Blender, and XXL are among my subscriptions.

Heroes:

Edgar Allan Poe, Barry Goldwater, Ralph Nader, Jim Abbot, Kurt Cobain, Talib Kweli, Frank Sinatra, James Bond, Snoop Dogg, and any guy that lands a girl way out of his league.

My Blog

I heart black people!

I just saw Hustle and Flow, bootleg of course, and I must say that it was a masterpiece!  No kidding!  Now, there are those of you who will say "it glorifies pimping!"  No, it doesn't, ...
Posted by Damone on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 05:12:00 PST

In defense of The Offspring

Yeah, thats right, Chris "punker than thou" Damone is about to step up and defend The Offspring.  "Man, The Offspring are so corny now" Well, I've got news for you buddy: The Offspring have alwa...
Posted by Damone on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:07:00 PST

Blame it on Cobain

Damn you, Myspace, damn you to hell.  Damn you for magnifying voids in me long since ignored and buried.  Voids left by an abrupt and unannounced departure from my home.  This "Remember...
Posted by Damone on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 07:12:00 PST

5 days in Fort Lauderdale

I just got home (a couple of days ago) from a 4 1/2 day training seminar for work in lovely Fort Lauderdale, Fl.  I made a lot of friends (who, unfortunately live in Atlanta as opposed to Fl...
Posted by Damone on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 08:44:00 PST

Metamorphosis: part 1

A 10 time loser wakes up to a new morning.  Shit, shower, shave.  Puts on his best pinstripe suit to "get his hustle on" once more.  "Get my hustle on" is a phrase he used to use in muc...
Posted by Damone on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:26:00 PST

My space cadet mother!

Let me preface this blog by stating that my mother is a very smart woman, and a very accomplished and creative writer.  There, that being said, sometimes I swear my mother is slightly retarded (l...
Posted by Damone on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:00:00 PST

My first big sale!

I sold a $550 pair of cufflinks a few days ago, big enough sale to be sure, but the guy came in yesterday and returned them..... and got the $5950 Rolex watch I was showin him instead.  Yeaaaaaah...
Posted by Damone on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 07:10:00 PST

The question everyone wants answered yet no one bothers to ask....

How do you hook up with a stripper if you don't have any cocaine? Its a question my Jaegermeifter saturated body is pondering right now, after a long, expensive, night out at the local "booby tra...
Posted by Damone on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 06:12:00 PST

Ne'er-do-well thug.

This is a little something something I wrote one night, drunk off my ass, listenin' to Dropkick Murphy's, right after a very old friend told me I wasn't going to amount to shit.  I think he or sh...
Posted by Damone on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 02:19:00 PST

Ahhhh, yes. The queers!

Well, since I live down here in Florida, or as I call it, the hand-punched extra hole in the bible-belt, I am surrounded by idiots!  My favorites down here are the homophobic religious zealots.&n...
Posted by Damone on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 05:41:00 PST