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Mike

RedskinRussell

About Me

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion... I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests


You're everybody's favorite....Coop! You're Jewish.
You like Katie. Thats pretty much it. You get
along well with others. You have been shown a
"new way". Mad props to you, Coop.

What Wet Hot American Summer Character Are You?
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I'd like to meet:

Hulk Hogan because he is God, Huey Lewis would be another awesome meet since I've seen him in concert 5 times. Last but certainly not least will be Craigers... Kilby... Original Craig.... Craig Kilborne. Stand up comics Jim Gaffigan and Mitch Fatel would be great since they are the best comedians around. I also must meet this man, because he is kickass.Ronny Turiaf of the Lakers would be great to meet cuz how does someone get so hyphy?

Music:

I like all sorts of crap. My favorite band of all time is Huey Lewis and the News; Frank Sinatra and Elvis are also held in high esteem. I listen to a lot of 70s rock, 80s cock rock, 80s corny pop, 90s rock, newer metal and hard rock.BTW, I play a KILLER Rusty Trombone!!!!! ;)How could I almost forget the Sweedish sensation that is sweeping the nation, GUNTHER!!! ..

Movies:

.. My favorite kinds of movies are comedies and baseball movies. I have a lot of movies. Some of my favorite movies include Wet Hot American Summer, the Big Lebowski, Swingers, Sandlot, Pride of the Yankees, Not Another Teen Movie, Slackers, Office Space, Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, Anchorman, Zoolander, American Pyscho, Team America, Commando, the Rocky movies, Back to the Future, Boiler Room, Wall Street, Glengary Glenross, Closer, Top Gun, Karate Kid I and II, Meet Joe Black and Major League.

Television:

SEINFELD!!!! It is the greatest show of all time and no other show can match up to it. I once got punched in the face by a girl due to my devotion to the show. She thought Friends was better, I then called her a "Herped out box!"..Growing Pains is a distant second, that crazy Ben Seaver is always up to something. Newsradio, Miami Vice, Sun of the Beach, South Park, My Name is Earl, The Colbert Report, Just the Ten of Us, Sopranos, Reno 911, and "24" are also worthy of mention...

Books:

I love to read anything about baseball. Also a big fan of history books, especially concerning the Revolutionary and Civil Wars.

Heroes:

True this Tiger may not be in the Hall of Fame, but there is no question that if there was ever a MAN Hall of Fame, Tom Brookens would be in on the first ballot!R.I.P. Sean Taylor, the baddest Safety ever to put on a Redskins uniform. Here's to you "Meast" You were taken far too early just as you were becoming one of the greats and just as you turned your life around.

My Blog

Big Ten Tournament

Well this past weekend I went to the Big Ten Tournament.  It was everything I'd hoped it would be and then some.  It was a very good time and a hell of a deal... all 10 games for only $150.&...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:51:00 PST

Chicago bound!!!

Well I had my phone interview at work today for transferring to Hodgkins Ill, and all went well.  I'm imagining that Friday the 13th is going to be my last night in town so if any of you want to ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:01:00 PST

Next week: Chicago!!!

So I got my schedule for next week and I noticed that Wednesday I get out at 5 (I can prolly get out earlier), have Thursday off, and work Friday at noon.  So I was thinking since I have a place ...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:25:00 PST

My Birthday

So I am 24 today and I gave myself a wonderful birthday present.  I am as red as a fire truck cuz I refuse to wear sunscreen at ball games.  I went to the Tigers game today and they are now ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 29 May 2006 04:01:00 PST

Snakes on a Plane! August 18th!

August 18th of this year will be one of the top 5 days in American history.  This is because Samuel L Jackson will have the best movie ever made in the history of cinema released to a theate...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:31:00 PST

a funny little love letter

When you think of great wordsmiths of our age you think of Hemingway, Shakespeare, Thoreau, Tolstoy, and Twain amongst others...... but I think of a 45 year old aspiring literary stalwart from Bay Cit...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:37:00 PST