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Sam is Happy To Be Here

Life is short and hard like a body building elf

About Me

I don't know who I am. I fear I'm a bit of a dick. Still, could be worse.

My Interests

Everything is interesting, Because I am boring, Only exciting people get bored.

I'd like to meet:

Happy nice people, I like the type of people who tell you 'You're a cunt' when you are being a cunt. This way we all learn.Anyone who can make me laugh. Please, leave an eskimo joke (there are about a hundred of them already in the blog site, no really go look).

Music:

My albums: Potty Mouth, War on Moron, The Pixies and Friends, Civilisation Yes, You Can't Stop Louie and Fiends in High Places. Also there is a 'best of' called Not a Full Shilling. AND NEW!!!! Swings and Roundabouts!!! AND NEWER STILL!!! "Five Days In September".

Movies:

Spirited Away, Annie Hall, Straight Story, Gremlins 2, Donnie Darko, Barefoot in the Park, Robocop, The Great Dictator, Fight Club, Gremlins 2 again... I like films but hate most of them. Good ones I watch over and over. Gremlins 2 is the best film ever made.

Television:

Cartoons mainly.

Books:

I wrote (as 'Tom Ricci'): The Naughties, The History of Phil, Utopia is Impossible, Gods Last Human and Almost Nearly There. Ask around, get a copy from your mates and enjoy.

Heroes:

Martin Carr, David Fincher, Don Mclean, Matt Stone, Brian Wilson, Woody Allen, The Fraggles.

My Blog

awfully good to be an Englishman : Sam Jones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckTBzf9yvYE ...
Posted by Sam is Happy To Be Here on Fri, 09 May 2008 04:16:00 PST

Comedy This Sunday in Hull - it’ll be a good one.

  Dirty Nellys, Hull. Comedy from C69! I'm playing... There will be wigs. Come hear me pretend to be a whole boyband (there will be wigs). Come listen to the thoughts of a pirate in today's world...
Posted by Sam is Happy To Be Here on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:20:00 PST

White Power!!!

 ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> So BBC 1 is about to start a series about the white working class. They've done a survey and found that 88% of white wor...
Posted by Sam is Happy To Be Here on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:30:00 PST

The TV show Friends caused 9/11 + the fall of the West

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  I think the TV show Friends was evil. I think that Friends will be to blame for the fall of western civilisation. I thin...
Posted by Sam is Happy To Be Here on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST

Leap Days - When I am in charge.

It has just been pointed out to me that as I work to a flat yearly wage and so therefore I am working today (the leap day) for free. This has made me rather upset and so I've decided to spend a half h...
Posted by Sam is Happy To Be Here on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:48:00 PST

Reviews of new CD! Quite good so far!

Somewhat dim I am yes. It occurs to me now that sending out the first ten or so copies of my new CD before actually playing it for anybody was probably a mistake. I like the idea of giving them a...
Posted by Sam is Happy To Be Here on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:37:00 PST

New Album - It’s here - And FREE!!!

Hello there,..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Long term readers of this blog will be aware that I spent all of last year trying to write a 'good' album& a goal ...
Posted by Sam is Happy To Be Here on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:51:00 PST

Most disturbing kids book I’ve ever seen.

What the hell?!?! ...
Posted by Sam is Happy To Be Here on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:44:00 PST

Tim’s still being a bastard. I admit love for Gordon Brown

Shit balls wank. My 'operation keep a low profile' is not getting to a good start. I've only been back at work two days and Tim has already got me in shit. It's not funny any more. He's just a comple...
Posted by Sam is Happy To Be Here on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:04:00 PST

Why Jamie Oliver is an evil bastard.

So I had last week off work (I say that as though I had a choice) and I've spent that time productively  getting wasted. I'm not going to admit to drug taking at all but let's just say I've been livi...
Posted by Sam is Happy To Be Here on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:44:00 PST