kylie

Hi, as you can probably tell im Kylie although many original people call me twiggy amongst other things. Im currently livin in the valley that is rossendale, chav, weirdo and inbred grand central... I am not a chav therefore I must be a weirdo! it must be said though, im not originally from Rosendale so my mum isn't my sister and my dad is not my son as many think, however you will find many of these 3 legged incestuous creatures lurking around the streets of Bacup at night (please don’t beat me up people im not bein mean im just pointing out the facts lol) . im currently workin in the royal hotel in Waterfoot as bar staff, license holder and events co-coordinator witch would probably be a really good job if the royal hotel ever had any customers other than the people that seem to live there, come on people of the valley come to the royal its not really all that bad, plus you can take your revenge for me callin you all inbred lol (although havin said that I do only step foot in the place because im paid to do so) When I have money u can usually find me proppin up a lamppost somewhere usually in Burnley or molesting the general public with the aid of my trusty companions Germaine and lil’ john (plus the odd random taggin along), oh how I miss the Sunday night bedlam ............................................................ ................................here are some pics i had taken for a photoshoot...........THIS IS ME IN A RATHER LARGE NUT SHELL lol (sorry if it takes a long time to read but i was on a mission lol)................................................... I'm insecure, I'm lazy, I'm disorganized, I'm loud, I'm confident yet shy, I sometimes act stupid, I’m not beautiful, I’m not sexy, I sometimes need reassurance, I’m indecisive, I speak my mind, I hate posing for photographs, I’m unfazed by peoples perceptions of me. I think too much, I have a dirty mind, I like to hear ghost stories, I can be oversensitive but also hard as nails, I don't like feet, I believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I talk too much (about nothing),i ask loads of stupid question, I’m laid back, contrary, I am facetious, I’m clumsy, I’m fun, I'm humorous, I can be uncouth and filthy, I’m playful, thoughtful and loyal, I pick my nose, I’m truthful, I’m often confused, I can be cocky at times, I’m average. I'm passionate, I'm strong, I'm daft, I’m scruffy and I'm untidy, I say the silliest things, I’m reserved when needed to be, I spend too much money on nothing at all. I have no boobs but a fookin good bum :o), I have my ears pierced but only wear earrings when I go out, I was a mistake when I was born, I sometimes cut myself while shaving, I laugh at myself and I don't mind others laughing at me either, I always think I’m right, I’m stubborn and I can be argumentative, I laugh at stupid jokes, I don't mind walking into a pub/bar/club on my own, I’m skint, I’m always tired, I don’t really sleep much, I smoke and I sometimes drink too much, I’m happy with how I look. I like to shock, I’m upfront, I get claustrophobic, I’m scared of spiders, I hate shopping, I burn in the sun, I tell inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times. I complain a lot, I’m not religious, I DO GET INSANELY JEALOUS, I won't play second fiddle to anybody, I have a brain, I’m intelligent, I love my sister and my brother. I believe laughter is a good aphrodisiac, I like dirty talk, I’m flirtatious, I try never to judge people, I have many flaws, I spill food down my all favorite tops, I can be intimidating and overbearing, I miss school even though at the time i hated the place, I don’t like asking for help, I get over-excited, I am feisty and I DO LOSE MY TEMPER EASILY, I don't tend to fall out whit people but if I fall out with someone I fall out with them for good, I'm not forgiving I leave everything until the last minute. I’m my own worst enemy, I love my horses. I bite my fingernails, people tend to like me, I don't like being told what to do but I do need some guidance sometimes, I get nervous, I have a bad back, I don't get hangovers, I hate bad grammar, I went to a shite high school, I swear too much, I don't have anywhere near enough sex, I don't get on with everyone. I'm relaxed, I’m crazy, I love to laugh until I cry, I like sneezing, I enjoy fun banter, I try not to judge a book by it's cover but this doesn't always work, I’m a bad judge of character, I often forget my trail of thought, I look like my dad, I have never been skinny dipping (but would LOVE to), I sometimes forget to brush my hair, I’m scatty, I’m not always right, I’m odd, I'm random, I'm silly, I love my friends, I’m honest and I'm determined. I hate big brother but still I watch it most nights, I don't care much for politics when I know I should, I’ll try anything once, I can't stand arrogance, I HATE IGNORANCE, I’m no good with children but they love me, I hate secrets, I have a dodgy knee, I crack my knuckles,I’m hopeless sometimes, I’m nosey, I love Chinese food, I hate curry, I like to be centre of attention, I HATE BEING IGNORED, I make a mean cup o tea and coffee for that matter, I’m a good listener. I'm from Heywood, I don't have a strong accent,I'M A FIRM BELIEVER THAT IF YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THE ANSWERS, I don't always listen to my own advice, I enjoy male company, I have more male friends than female and I love it, I AM NOT EASY, I’m different, I revel in being different to everyone else, I have a loud laugh, I smile a lot, I cry, I’m soft, I love films, I have a scar on my forehead, I laugh when someone falls over. I can be a bitch but I try not to be two faced, what you see is what you get, I’m noisy, I’M FAITHFUL, I’m sincere, I hate public transport, I have a mole on my hip, I can't drive legally, I work in a pub, I like reading, I don't let people close to me know how much they mean to me, I hate clichés, I’m not a lovey dovey person, I look people in the eye when I’m speaking to them, I’m interesting, I listen to other peoples conversations on the bus/train, I HAVE A VERY, VERY HIGH SEX DRIVE, I’m down to earth, I don't please everyone all the time, I fail, I succeed, I live with my parents. I like holding hands, I tell it like it is, I get depressed, I fantasize, I get high, I’m a thrill seeker, I sleep naked, I often keep my true feelings hidden, I like to learn. I'm a geek, I pull stupid faces, I get anxious, I find it hard to say no, I don't have cellulite, I do have a tattoo, I AM WHAT I AM AND NOBODY WILL EVER CHANGE ME.