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About Me

Hi i'm simon im 33 and from a town call rochdale. i have 2 brothers,and became a uncle at xmas wich is really cool :) my life has become some what changed over the last few years and have a better out look on life now. i lost my mom to cancer last year and now realize just how much she held the family together cos since she went there is nothing left of it. only my bro phil his lady kate and my ickl nephew ethan.The rest of the so call family hav betryed my moms wish's and can go jump...I dont like ppl who are fake or can't be arsed to say sorry. I enjoy nights out and nites in ;) I have some real good mates and enjoy spending time with them. went to canada in september to see my mate and loved it would like to move out there my self now so you never know, going back out next year to be his best man now that im shitting myself about lol..also i'v just started a new job and love it. thats it for now, i'll add more later..THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORDWell, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!!Your results:
You are Superman Superman 80% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 75% Supergirl 65% Robin 65% Spider-Man 60% The Flash 60% Batman 55% Wonder Woman 55% Catwoman 55% Hulk 50% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Interests

pubs and clubs when i get chance,cruzin , cars , bikes,and meeting new people.

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!

You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do and your loads of fun in the wet hahahaha.
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According to experts, I am :

89% Sexy
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76% Naughty
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Music:

dance and hip hop but will listen to anything

Movies:

wow loads from lethal weapon to harry potter, fav film is a classic john cussack better of dead, but most of his films are cool. back to the future films are cool o and the simpsons movie is a must :)

Television:

simpsons,scrubs,jackass,charmed,24,nip tuck,south park, top gear,mtv,bones,angel,friends,pimp my ride,c.s.i ,ncsi, ed,edd and eddy ...lol

Books:

stephen king

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Heroes:

got to be my mom .. my mom lost her fight against cancer last year,she was always hard working and very fit and kept me and my bros in line. she tryed so hard and was brave right to the end. she will never be forgot and each day is missed. i just hope i make her proud.European Heighten Threat LevelsThe English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

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Posted by simon on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:49:00 PST