a simple cute story of love |
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no... She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no... She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and on...
Posted by Ronald on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Old Man's Prayers |
Lord, I'm 80 now,
and there's lots I haven't done,
so if you'll be so kind,
to keep me alive till 81.
I've reached 81,
but there's still tons to do,
so I beg you Lord,
let me live to 82.
8...
Posted by Ronald on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
tips for having good sex |
) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and
diving straight for the erogenous zones it makes
her feel like you're paying by the hour and
trying to get your money's worth by cutting out
nonessen...
Posted by Ronald on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
